PurgeLight (he/him)

Purgelight has done a lot they aren't proud of. The rest is here.
Three Left Feet is a sketch comedy group from Chicago, that he was a part of.

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@skyburkson It's a tree topper AND a tree bottomer!

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@skyburkson You know my answer

[Robby Lee Williams (he/him) @RobbysBrainDump]

What's your tough guy name? Mine is Ham McBoldSide! https://t.co/NDJat73th1 #manly #macho #tough via @namegenfun

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@KeorynDeTar there's like 12 possible explanations for what that could mean.

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@KeorynDeTar X-Men? More like ex-men, because didn't all those people die?

[Robby Lee Williams (he/him) @RobbysBrainDump]

My Brain: Come up with a name for a classical turkish dessert that is covered in molten chocolate.
Also, my stupid brain : Bach-lava
@3leftft

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@KeorynDeTar Strawberry Schubert
#ClassicalDesert

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@KeorynDeTar Lemon Moz-tarts #ClassicalDessert

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I haven't done a "I haven't done a *blank* joke all year" joke all year.

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@ChristophHooton Being in one or two roles make them actors? by this Logic, Donald Trump is an actor. And he's also a wrestler.

[Senator Adam Schiff @SenAdamSchiff]

So we add a trillion to the debt with a tax cut for the wealthy, then we cut Medicare to pay for it. Wouldn’t it be simpler for seniors to just write a check to the Koch Brothers? https://t.co/nviAEJSntm

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My most introspective moments either come as I'm trying to sleep or in the middle of me doing something incredibly foolish

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@KeorynDeTar Never underestimate the power of trench coats

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I don't know how to feel feelings anymore. #Rejoice

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Oh shit. I have to learn Italian by Thursday. Send help?

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A new podcast from 3leftft? psych! It was recorded 14 months ago!
enjoy
https://t.co/m4F4zHzvhz
#WhereWereWe

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@spacecow2455 Award winning

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We say that we're doing exercises in comedy. That way, if we're not funny, we didn't fail, it was just a cheat day. #cheatday

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A pack of dunkaroos without the icing #WastedGenieWishes

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#PutYourPhoneDownAnd pick up your Tablet. Tablets deserve love too.