░▒▓█ mᎥss ᎪᏢᏢᏞᎬᏆᎥᏁᎥ

i love sandwitches

[░▒▓█ mᎥss ᎪᏢᏢᏞᎬᏆᎥᏁᎥ @puritangoth3327]

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[pauljac3 @pauljac3_]

eating cereal

[JESSI RIHANNA @Jessi_Rihanna]

Hola!
Watching family guy later if anyone wants to join in 🫶
I might only be wearing panties and a hoodie lowkey lmao
🤣 thanksgiving 🤠

[JESSI RIHANNA @Jessi_Rihanna]

I like family guy, and I am not ashamed of it!

Let’s start a petition to smuggle family guy into countries where it’s illegal ❤️❤️

[JESSI RIHANNA @Jessi_Rihanna]

Hey! Just following up to tell you about 6 months ago I privately diagnosed you with a severe personality disorder.

🫶medicine is my passion

[JESSI RIHANNA @Jessi_Rihanna]

Probably I’ll let myself masturbate in public again and commit unemployment insurance fraud

[MG @meaghan_garvey]

i understand

[JESSI RIHANNA @Jessi_Rihanna]

I went viral because I made up a coworker named "Lindsy" and talked about her like she was my best friend, only for everyone to find out I have never had a job, Lindsy is fake, and the gofundme i made for her health treatment was to help me buy more cosmetic items in Diablo 4

[JESSI RIHANNA @Jessi_Rihanna]

Boss:"Hi, where are you? You were supposed to be here an hour ago."

Me: "Oh no! If there is anything I can do let me know. Know that you are strong, people love you, and that on the other side of this is a better You. Sometimes we have to do difficult things <3"

[JESSI RIHANNA @Jessi_Rihanna]

Hi! Elementary school teacher here who lets her students schmoke 🌿 and drink 🍹

Let’s stop telling kids how to cope ?

[JESSI RIHANNA @Jessi_Rihanna]

Help I need $20, and someone to hold me so tight, tell me everything is ok. I am so so vulnerable, just need love, too. Need a Venmo $19.99 asap

[JESSI RIHANNA @Jessi_Rihanna]

When my short film MOV_2367.mov aired at Sundance, I’ll admit it, I was so proud of myself! The video is only 15 seconds long and it features me adjusting my camera to take a picture of a wart for a telehealth session, but people were so moved

[JESSI RIHANNA @Jessi_Rihanna]

I am on hour 6 of trying g to force my eyes to see the BLUE BLACK dress as WHITE AND GOLD. I am going to chug a Celsius and keep going

[JESSI RIHANNA @Jessi_Rihanna]

As a baby I was thrown off of a cliff and if I didn’t levitate, I would die.

I worked hard. I figured out my shit.

And yeah, I survived. I set my mind to something and made my shit pop off.

So maybe hire me @ChipotleTweets

[JESSI RIHANNA @Jessi_Rihanna]

I’m 40 and I’ve never had a job.
If anyone needs any advice or resume help, lmk!

[JESSI RIHANNA @Jessi_Rihanna]

My simple hair style I did for my chipotle job audition earlier this month yesterday. I felt so beautiful but also ready to work and streamlined, focused.

[JESSI RIHANNA @Jessi_Rihanna]

If you don’t have an addiction you seriously have to try it

Retweet this if you need any addiction tips or tricks

[JESSI RIHANNA @Jessi_Rihanna]

I am going to deep throat my bosses arm down to the elbow, then I’ll ask for a four million dollar raise

[░▒▓█ mᎥss ᎪᏢᏢᏞᎬᏆᎥᏁᎥ @puritangoth3327]

Why you always gotta be a rude fucking bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!