Purky

Parody Account: am purky. I hev sweg. thro ur jays up

[Purky @purkysweg]

O shet, did teh semestur start yit?

[Purky @purkysweg]

@dinosandwich except wen mi emale gut haxed n they find mi sweg

[Purky @purkysweg]

Remembur two vote fur purkey todai #ElectionDay

[Purky @purkysweg]

https://t.co/vMoOSPHDFp

Am lookin fur knew jeb soon :')

[Purky @purkysweg]

Ded eye wen homecomings kang?

[Purky @purkysweg]

Vote Purkey fur Homecomming kang :)

[Purky @purkysweg]

TEH HAVELINAS WEN! PANT TEH TOWER BLU!

[Purky @purkysweg]

Ef a clewn come neer mi, et gunna ketch theese hooves 😡

[Purky @purkysweg]

Ets bed dae omg 😍

[Purky @purkysweg]

Teh havelinas wun bi 61 punts. Gud job bois :') #hoggiestyle

[Purky @purkysweg]

Shhh https://t.co/2RD84NqbWE

[Dylan Martin @dylanmm5]

*cues X-Files theme music*

[Purky @purkysweg]

Lel mi twetter game strung #tamuk20

[Purky @purkysweg]

Ets sew hot yu guis 😅🔥😅

[Purky @purkysweg]

Nobudy tri two catch purkey yet :/ #purkeymonGO

[Purky @purkysweg]

#tamuk20 neds 2 kno thet purkey runs teh skewl

[Purky @purkysweg]

@realDonaldTrump cen eye bee yur VeePee?

[Purky @purkysweg]

Allmost ded cus of teh mosquitoes. 😵🤕

[Purky @purkysweg]

Kidz cen fall en mi enclosure. I wunt hurt yew kidz ☺️ #sweg #kidz

[Purky @purkysweg]

Yew guis we famous 🙄 #Waves

[Purky @purkysweg]

Wen u thot u did Gud on a test, butt u relly faild