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welcome to the shit show. she/her

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How crazy that i lost my camping virginity to the rocky fucking mountains

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@Griz Okay but like where in Grand Rapids

[kathryn @canyonmoonbead]

re-entering the ticketmaster war for a second time

[molly @illicitolerate]

me walking back into ticketmaster war

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The new Taylor says NO to slut shaming 🫡

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Taylor Swift has changed the lyrics to her 2010 track ‘Better Than Revenge’ on ‘Speak Now (Taylor’s Version)’.

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I sold my Taylor swift tickets for a profit and feel like a capitalist pig

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This is bad but my brain always thinks that super religious ppl are being ironically passionately religious. Like the grace of GOD ALMIGHTY he is so GOOD

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

Parasailor breaks free during storm and flies away

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@JefeClaus @muells95 @dwitty42 I saw it too!

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I’m growing out my unibrow.

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I’ll never forget when i was in the psych ward and all the suicidal girls voted on watching Perks of Being a Wallflower over Finding Nemo. I protested and sat in my room in the dark.

[no context memes @nocontextmemes]

Police arresting each other

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First things first I’m a realist

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The yummiest vegan dishes don’t contain any pretend meat.

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I’ve had a benign splinter under my thumb nail for YEARS. I wonder if it’ll ever come out

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FedEx has me FedUP

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Can we please get Nintendogs for the switch

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Absolutely mortified to find out that the pictures on my old apartment’s Zillow listing are from my residency there with all my furniture and mess. Kill me

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Who wants to play animal crossing and dissociate later?

[justin butlag @nothinbutlag]

on my snug as a bug in a rug shit fr. night night