alexis

she/her 👩🏽‍🔬

[Anvi🍒 @anvixox]

when i was so busy at work and didn’t even get a chance to pretend i was working:

[blaire @pissshit90001]

“Why don’t you just ask ChatGPT” Why don’t you just Go Die #HowBoutThemApples

[julia @eathedocument]

wearing shorts with unshaved legs

[lia @updharmadrown]

what doesn’t kill you will haunt you during commute

[miya @miyarah_]

yo entrando a twitter para darle like a todo lo que vea

[. @playboicurrryy]

saying "are our" in a sentence

[🐺 @oliviatheehye]

homeless man asked me for change, I said sorry, to which he replied “faggots always say sorry”

[alexis @purplebitty]

the bathroom line at the lesbian bar is exactly as bad as youd think it is

[goma @soigomaa]

Free my man

[tex @texmeplease]

my neighbor did the hvac system on spongebob’s house and he said that he doesn’t really live there he just goes there to film the show

[BFrog @BFrog__]

yo meando a mi amigo porque su ligue era una bruja y nos convirtió en salchichas

[chUnc @chunktrunk2]

People scared to go to the movies alone when the vibe is literally this

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

me tryna find my friend’s table after i agreed to meet them at the restaurant

[Mr. Dave @DaveNumber7]

Your students can't read? Neither can I!