Simon Poli

You're going down like a sweet muffin!

[Simon Poli @PurpleCobra2016]

@atrupar I'm telling y'all, tax stupidity and you'll be back in surplus before Christmas.

[Simon Poli @PurpleCobra2016]

@PolitlcsUK Maybe we can have a discussion about the categorisation of cannabis and how the police should be policing it when cut back police forces across the country have time to even target the most serious crimes first.

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@andyburnham I don't feel gaslighted at all by this. I'm sure the airlines will absorb the extra cost of regulation, with no cost to the passengers, and I cannot think of any more pressing affordability issues encountered by the average Brit today.

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@GoldenHearts92 It's things like this that remind me there is still some good in humanity.

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@Parody_PM Why do we keep giving her a platform!?!?!

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@CalltoActivism Regardless of what you think about Burnham, you've gotta feel for him here.

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@Number10cat I don't think we should overlook the mindless babble that accompanied the geographical and political ignorance.

[Simon Poli @PurpleCobra2016]

@fesshole Maybe tell him, not X?

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@WeAreWST Love it

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@mjfree Don't forget the Pacific Canada Islands

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@messedupfoods

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@WholesomeMeme When this bad boy arrived, you were king of the f***ing hill.

[Simon Poli @PurpleCobra2016]

@PolitlcsUK Is this truly a political update?

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@GarryToffee @fesshole Ok, you win X today 👏

[Simon Poli @PurpleCobra2016]

@fesshole Is it just normal to throw drinks at people you disagree with? I thought it was assault.

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@fesshole It's probably how he would have wanted to be buried tbf

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@fesshole I really wanted this one to end with '...and now we've been married for 10 years.'

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@SteveM0365 Amazingly, this is not satire.

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@fesshole If this is true, you should be ashamed of yourself.

[Simon Poli @PurpleCobra2016]

@fesshole Why does that thought even occur to you? 🤣