Elizabeth

I don’t even know

[Elizabeth @purpledoritoo]

Being new at a job and not knowing what you’re doing is truly a humbling experience

[Elizabeth @purpledoritoo]

@uhhhmelvindoo You can @ people here safely without catching their attention

[Elizabeth @purpledoritoo]

@FilthySchemes I’ve never had to make so many calls in my life to truly leave with more questions than I had before lol it’s so insane. I have to do it for work so it’s a little more complicated but ugh they make it feel like pulling teeth

[Elizabeth @purpledoritoo]

Renewing my passport has been an infuriating process

[Elizabeth @purpledoritoo]

Y’all I can’t even keep up with the social media I already have, I cannot create another account

[Elizabeth @purpledoritoo]

I have a new love for humidity

[Elizabeth @purpledoritoo]

My body is not built for the dry heat of the desert dear god

[jame @jamefaqs]

i’m going hyperverbal. i’m never shutting the fuck up and there’s nothing you can do to stop me

[Elizabeth @purpledoritoo]

The time difference when I travel to the west coast always fucks me up for at least 3 days

[Elizabeth @purpledoritoo]

@dessyphantom Thank you 💗

[Elizabeth @purpledoritoo]

It just set in that I’m starting a new job tomorrow and it’s not sales. Not. Fucking. Sales. The career path I’ve been on has been so detrimental to my mental and physical health and I actually made it out. I could cry.

[Elizabeth @purpledoritoo]

@tinyspicyboi It’s along the lines of support! But closer to a customer success manager than an actual support role

[Elizabeth @purpledoritoo]

I really got laid off and then got a job offer in the same day

[Elizabeth @purpledoritoo]

Breaking my Twitter silence to talk about how feral the acotar series has made me. That is all.

[Elizabeth @purpledoritoo]

I just had blood work done a week ago and I am exceptionally healthy so WHY DO I KEEP GETTING SICK

[Elizabeth @purpledoritoo]

@jamefaqs Explain lizard handsome

[Elizabeth @purpledoritoo]

leave it to me to have a cold on my birthday

[Elizabeth @purpledoritoo]

My hair is red now and I’m rebranding