Before I Die

For 31 🕊️💜💛

[Before I Die @purpledraannk]

I just want to make this disclaimer and remind everybody before tomorrow: My game day tweets are not indicative of my actual thoughts, feelings, and emotions. I WILL be deranged, I WILL overreact, I WILL be chaotic, I WILL be unhinged, and I WILL be wildly incorrect. Thank you

[shannon sharpe @ShannonSharpe]

At what?

[☘️Jennifer M☘️ @Jennife55216657]

#SKOL

[(Not) Art Rooney II @OldManRooney]

Yesterday, I announced this will be my last season watching the NFL.

It’s not just the gambling commercials, Jason Kelce, and the international slopification of the sport.

The game isn’t the same. It’s not close to what made it great. The referees control the game with calls and no-calls, just like the NBA.

There is no flow to a game. The natural energy is gone because almost every play is flagged and/or reviewed.

It feels like I spend 3 hours of my life watching 10 minutes of action that is open to subjective interpretations by officials.

It’s really simple; I am no longer entertained, I am annoyed.

The NFL won’t miss me but I won’t miss them either.

[Complex Sneakers @ComplexSneakers]

Caddix responded Caleb Williams’ $11K NFL fine, saying the Bears QB bought the cleats himself and has no endorsement deal with the brand. The brand will also cover the fine.

📸: Getty via: Linkedin

[☘️Jennifer M☘️ @Jennife55216657]

#SKOL

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

When Joe Buck says “no flags” during a big play

[FoN9ne @FoN9ne]

20 minutes extra for Mike Evans to recover. Love it 🙌

[Before I Die @purpledraannk]

@thorku I completely forgot about that. Definitely hate watching the eagles more

[Kay Adams @heykayadams]

you freaks***^^^^^

[Kay Adams @heykayadams]

AS FAR AS WHAT PLAYERS COULD DO TO INCITE PAIN!!!!! *****^^^^^^^^

[TB EGO @TomBradyEgo]

The simplest NFL team tier list after 7 weeks

[Ian Hartitz @Ihartitz]

People are asking why Saquon is in the game like the Eagles didn't almost just kill Jalen Hurts like two weeks ago

[Thomas Sullivan @Yfz84]

Hang it in the louvre

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

🚨CRAZY🚨

Minnesota #Vikings stars Blake Cashman and Andrew Van Ginkel are going viral for being perfectly in sync during a game against the #Colts.

Every single movement they made was almost IDENTICAL.

They were literally moving like the same person.

[Before I Die @purpledraannk]

@meg_lynn_g I hope y’all did too!

[ℐ ⅇℳ 🇸🇻 @JeimiVentura]

As a die hard Vikings fan… I don’t know how we made it here either 😭😭😭

[Before I Die @purpledraannk]

@meg_lynn_g We’re doing a cruise around the islands. We’re on Maui but the ship leaves for Hilo in about 30 minutes

[PurpleReignVikings @reign_vikings]

Never a freaking doubt. 😤. #SKOL

[Before I Die @purpledraannk]

The QB narrows it down to the Bengals and Bears. WR2 makes it clear it’s the Bengals

[John Fadule @fadule_]

Guess the NFL team:

QB: dresses like a bisexual DJ
WR1: filthy
WR2: would be WR1 on 90% of teams
Coach: ugly
TE: you can tell his dad is Republican
RB: randomly the most important player in Fantasy Football the past 4 years
Backup QB: down-to-earth baller who won a Super Bowl in the 2010s who you would 100% be pumped to drink 9 beers with at Chili’s happy hour

[BetMGM 🦁 @BetMGM]

Only one undefeated team remains...