Daniel

Native Houstonian and writer-in-progress. Bacon lover. Book club founder. Fan of the weird.

[Daniel @purplegerbil9]

@RyanLostinTX And who will these fardels bear on this team?

[Bill Madden @maddenifico]

MAGA fascists will never understand this. 🥺🥺🥺😭😭😭👇

[Seth Abramson @SethAbramson]

This video is incredible.

Everyone should RETWEET it so the whole *world* sees it.

[Daniel @purplegerbil9]

@ScribnerBooks @StephenKing Every time I pick up this collection, my first thought is always IT'S LONGER THAN YOU THINK!

[Daniel @purplegerbil9]

@kilagreene Update:

[Daniel @purplegerbil9]

@GailSimone Writers can't even touch meteor shit and turn into moss-covered swamp things anymore because of woke.

[Curious_King @CuriousKing_]

Are you ready for our first #GIVEAWAY?! Would you like to own a piece of our ROMAN NUMERAL edition? If you answered yes, then read on!

To celebrate the imminent release of our editions of #Hyperion as well as our joining X, we are giving away a prototype piece of the RN edition

[Daniel @purplegerbil9]

@blacklionking73 "You could run, but you'll only die tired." - Red Dragon

[Daniel @purplegerbil9]

@ballparknation I feel bad about the loss. The win was *right there.* But it was a tremendous season and I'm happy with what Sark is doing and I look forward to building on the success of this year! #positivevibes

[Daniel @purplegerbil9]

@ballparknation After the last few games, we needed a laugh.

[Daniel @purplegerbil9]

@LetsGet2TheShow Is that allowed??

[Daniel @purplegerbil9]

@Kingcast19 M is for moon. M-O-O-N, that spells moon.

[Simpsons Quotes @Simpsons_tweets]

"To alcohol!"

[Daniel @purplegerbil9]

@AstrosCounty An all-timer

[Daniel @purplegerbil9]

@thewretchlurks @mechamelissa Seconded. One of my faves.

[Daniel @purplegerbil9]

Just swapped out 3 different Sirius XM presets on my radio so yeah, I'm ready to make big changes in 2023.