Jade K

photosynthesis made my hair green since I'm always growing 💚🌱☀

[Jade K @purplejayy]

White Claw tastes like sparkling bong water

[Jade K @purplejayy]

Expected to remember everything, but never the one remembered.

[Jade K @purplejayy]

Is there such a place that has all you can eat crepes? I am more than willing to travel for crepes

[Jade K @purplejayy]

@raeanne_cosh @blendbysarah @JeffreeStar What colors did you get? I might possibly want to buy them from you

[Jade K @purplejayy]

@pauh_ramirez @JeffreeStar I got Scandal and Medusa 😍 which shades did you get dear?

[Jade K @purplejayy]

Oooh honey! #jeffreestarmysterybox #JeffreeStarCosmetics @JeffreeStar

[Jade K @purplejayy]

@neiltyson That's why we saw "once every blue moon on a NYE"

[Jade K @purplejayy]

Last night as I'm watching @shanedawson and @Eugenia_Cooney all I could do is cry. I'm so happy that you are happy and thriving even more than before!

[Jade K @purplejayy]

Halloween is coming up and @wetnwildbeauty I'm expecting some great palettes and products for SFX makeup! Mermaids, zombies, and vampires?! Oh my! #spookybitch

[Jade K @purplejayy]

So fucking excited! #jeffreestarcosmestics @JeffreeStar

[Jade K @purplejayy]

Bought some avocados today... Hope I don't miss the 45 minutes window that they are ripe

[Jade K @purplejayy]

I need a voice recording of @GordonRamsay calling me an idiot sandwich to motivate me to be better

[Jade K @purplejayy]

Of course my job decides that they no longer need me the same day of the #jeffreestarcosmetics #jawbreaker launch. I just hope that I can get the palettes in a month or so 🤧

[Jade K @purplejayy]

I keep telling myself if @NikkiSixx can make it through the 80's, I can make it through today

[Jade K @purplejayy]

@HatterBeats this dude thinks that mayo is seasoning 🤦🏻

[Jade K @purplejayy]

So excited for @JeffreeStar Summer collection! But I have to wonder if the Pineapple Juice Lip Scrub has real pineapple in the product? I don't want my allergy to stop any fierce moments this summer!

[Jade K @purplejayy]

@sllaw_bass Can we get a show in Mobile, Alabama?

[Jade K @purplejayy]

The only way I can come close to being @Beyonce

[Jade K @purplejayy]

@TalktoHumorMe Would love to see what you and @HatterBeats would create ❤

[Jade K @purplejayy]

Who else wants to see @JeffreeStar do a full face of Wish makeup? The comments would have the beauty community dead ☠