Josh Smith 🌹🫱🏻‍🫲🏿

20M | he/him | audhd

eco Marxist Leninist, cybersecurity grad, amateur full-stack dev

[Josh Smith 🌹🫱🏻‍🫲🏿 @purplelemonsdev]

because of #PrimeDay, i decided to go ahead and get a Pixel Watch. i have now fully integrated myself into the Pixel ecosystem... Pixel 7, Pixel buds pro, and Pixel watch 😎

[Josh Smith 🌹🫱🏻‍🫲🏿 @purplelemonsdev]

.@JustinRoiland it came to me in a dream

brick and mortary

[Josh Smith 🌹🫱🏻‍🫲🏿 @purplelemonsdev]

elmo may not be the most in-shape human, but he is the most shaped.

[Josh Smith 🌹🫱🏻‍🫲🏿 @purplelemonsdev]

most my cases are either configuration errors (users who have a lot of power doing dumb things) or end users installing/browsing potential malware (users who have little to no power doing different but equally as dumb things)

[Josh Smith 🌹🫱🏻‍🫲🏿 @purplelemonsdev]

i can throw buzzwords at you all day and still have plenty to spare. cybersecurity is built on the ignorance of end users and i will persist as long as grandma doesnt remember how to backup her iphone

[Josh Smith 🌹🫱🏻‍🫲🏿 @purplelemonsdev]

i can throw buzzwords at you all day and still have plenty to spare. cybersecurity is built on the ignorance of end users and i will persist as long as grandma doesnt remember how to backup her iphone

[Josh Smith 🌹🫱🏻‍🫲🏿 @purplelemonsdev]

planes are safer than cars
planes are safer than cars
planes are safer than cars
*engine explodes*

[Josh Smith 🌹🫱🏻‍🫲🏿 @purplelemonsdev]

peer-reviewed toilet paper

[Josh Smith 🌹🫱🏻‍🫲🏿 @purplelemonsdev]

lmao someone called it "robot Beluga whale--built by the East German government"

[Josh Smith 🌹🫱🏻‍🫲🏿 @purplelemonsdev]

help i cant stop laugh at the NGDV

[Josh Smith 🌹🫱🏻‍🫲🏿 @purplelemonsdev]

help i cant stop laugh at the NGDV

[Josh Smith 🌹🫱🏻‍🫲🏿 @purplelemonsdev]

and like all living things, it is made up entirely of 1s and 0s

[Josh Smith 🌹🫱🏻‍🫲🏿 @purplelemonsdev]

Tetris: a survival, inventory management, horror game invented in the 1980s in the Soviet Union

[Josh Smith 🌹🫱🏻‍🫲🏿 @purplelemonsdev]

Tetris: a survival, inventory management, horror game invented in the 1980s in the Soviet Union

[Josh Smith 🌹🫱🏻‍🫲🏿 @purplelemonsdev]

go-go gadget back to the good old days

[Josh Smith 🌹🫱🏻‍🫲🏿 @purplelemonsdev]

just saying that tony the tiger did not get that body from eating frosted flakes

[Josh Smith 🌹🫱🏻‍🫲🏿 @purplelemonsdev]

while you were comparing steam libraries, i was flashing cloudflare dashboards

[Josh Smith 🌹🫱🏻‍🫲🏿 @purplelemonsdev]

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tungsten cube

[Josh Smith 🌹🫱🏻‍🫲🏿 @purplelemonsdev]

steak fries? why you puttin meat words in your french fries???

[Josh Smith 🌹🫱🏻‍🫲🏿 @purplelemonsdev]

if no news is good news, and any press is good press, why do we have so much bad news?? :(

[Josh Smith 🌹🫱🏻‍🫲🏿 @purplelemonsdev]

cybersecurity is the HR of IT

[Josh Smith 🌹🫱🏻‍🫲🏿 @purplelemonsdev]

you know the studies about cigarettes that came out and everyones like "oh my god how did they let kids smoke those??"

i have a feeling some studies about social media are gonna come out and we're gonna be like "why did we set the minimum age for TikTok to 13???"

[Josh Smith 🌹🫱🏻‍🫲🏿 @purplelemonsdev]

st*p fucking c*nsoring yours*lf 🤮

[Josh Smith 🌹🫱🏻‍🫲🏿 @purplelemonsdev]

guess who we owe our multi trillion dollar national debt to?

AMERICAN BUSINESSES

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