Shilpi Upadhyay

Wholly Indian 🇮🇳
Theoretically Scientific🔬🔭
Practically logical 🧩
Leisurely writer ✍

[Shilpi Upadhyay @purplespxce]

Hi, I am the witch from the Gemini coven.

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@narendramodi Have you seen the recent job scenario for engineers? For the batch of 2024? These are all false hopes. No great things awaiting.

[THE SKIN DOCTOR @theskindoctor13]

When Pahalgam happened:
“Why isn’t Modi retaliating? Where’s the 56-inch?”

When he retaliated:
“De-escalate! Say no to war.”

When de-escalated:
“Ha Ha! Modi backed down. Not everyone can be Indira.”

Debates over Modi’s ceasefire decision are fair, but there should be no dispute about the shamelessness and moral bankruptcy of the Left ecosystem.

[JB @TheDilliMirror]

SRK is the biggest soft power for India on world stage . One 2 minute video from him can help change the narrative . What a shameful silence .

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@slackyay Thanks a lot for saying it out loud and clear.

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@asma_sultan @realDonaldTrump Maybe try staying updated.

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@realDonaldTrump Peace? The two nations involved might've wanted peace. You guys just care about your businesses.

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@ayeshaijazkhan Sukhe nashe band karo. Daaru peeyo.

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#ApoorvaMukhija has officially entered her reputation era.
🐍 So, her tattoo wasn't a stupid decision afterall.

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222 guyz!

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How many listeners did I offend by saying Joji's 'Gimpse of us' is one of the most toxic songs I've heard ?

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Finally Akshay Kumar is the one to surpass Mohit Raina for the role of Mahadeva. The whole crew of #OMG2 deserves a standing ovation from everyone. Finally, Bollywood did justice to a sequel of a legendary movie. I am not in a position to comment on the movie's playlist yet.

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Vedaant Madhavan is the standard.

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Did AI write the plot of Secret Invasion?

#SecretInvasion

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I'm gonna walk Cornelia Street again.🖤

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I've realized I've stopped listening to Punjabi songs. So many things have changed since the past year including my choices. I've also realized I don't listen to any songs anymore and it is more than pathetic to make Taylor Swift and Lana Del Rey your survival kit 24*7.

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When my parents used to tell me to abandon the below average girls that I befriended, I should have obeyed them.🗿

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Listen to 'ALL TOO WELL - 10 MINUTE VERSION' to know my side of the story.

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If you find me bald someday, it's not cancer. It's probably me on my #7777-th attempt to become a redhead.
#egirl #emo #nite #grunge

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The most significant thing about long drives are the songs you play in the car. With time every memory fades, but the songs stay vivid because during those drives, everyone lives each lyric of the song.

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One night stands last longer than my friendship with girls.