𝒀𝑬𝑳𝑬𝑵𝑨.

Or maybe I’m 𝑱𝑼𝑺𝑻 𝑩𝑶𝑹𝑬𝑫 . . . | LEWD ACCS DNI!

[𝒀𝑬𝑳𝑬𝑵𝑨. @purposelost]

There’s something 𝑾𝑹𝑶𝑵𝑮 𝑾𝑰𝑻𝑯 𝑴𝑬.

An 𝑬𝑴𝑷𝑻𝑰𝑵𝑬𝑺𝑺.

[ً @WINTER0PS]

https://t.co/l4yca3txx9

[𝒀𝑬𝑳𝑬𝑵𝑨. @purposelost]

( With the slightest shift she’s evaded the trajectory of his fist, head tilting quizzically. )

Careful. Don’t want you to sprain something.

[Clint’s ✨ Gotham Era ✨ @AStudyinPity]

(He throws a quick jab, test the waters. He can’t say that he’s sparred with Yelena, maybe he has. Actually. Now he’s not too sure.)

I’m not that old.

[𝒀𝑬𝑳𝑬𝑵𝑨. @purposelost]

( His excitement is amusing, but in an endearing way as opposed to how she feels whenever *Walker* shows off his equipment. )

That is very cool. Can you shoot one now so I can see?

[ᅠ ᅠ 𝓁𝚘𝚟𝚎𝒷𝚞𝚐 ᵎᵎ @sciencewebz]

ᅠ
i designed and built web—shooters that attach at my wrists !

( showing them off , like a kid displaying a science fair project he’s super proud of )

aren’t they cool !
ᅠ

[𝒀𝑬𝑳𝑬𝑵𝑨. @purposelost]

Yelena hums an agreement and then gestures for him to scoot up so she can fold herself into the corner of the couch beside him.

“I think he needs a bigger cage. He shouldn’t feel like a prisoner. Can I see—?” To his colouring.

[ᵀᴴᴱ 𝓢𝙀𝙉𝙏𝙍͟𝙔͟ * @oxeproject]

“Hey, Yelena.” he lifts his head to look at her properly, shaking his curls out of the way. maybe he needs another trim.

“is Little Bob alright today?”

[𝒀𝑬𝑳𝑬𝑵𝑨. @purposelost]

pats him on the head.

[ᵀᴴᴱ 𝓢𝙀𝙉𝙏𝙍͟𝙔͟ * @oxeproject]

curled up on the couch & coloring after cleaning
total adult stuff

[𝒀𝑬𝑳𝑬𝑵𝑨. @purposelost]

( Her face scrunches in mild disgust at the description. )

That is gross.
So where do *your* webs come from?

[ᅠ ᅠ 𝓁𝚘𝚟𝚎𝒷𝚞𝚐 ᵎᵎ @sciencewebz]

ᅠ
🤓☝️*
actually ! spiders have internal glands that produce the liquid , and little spigots on the rear of their abdomens that ‘spray’ the webs out !
ᅠ

[𝒀𝑬𝑳𝑬𝑵𝑨. @purposelost]

( She hums, humourlessly. A wordless agreement. Then squares up in front of him, an eyebrow quirked upwards, almost taunting. )

Try and hit me, old man.

[Clint’s ✨ Gotham Era ✨ @AStudyinPity]

That’s just my face

Yeah, why not?

[Amie 🦜 ❤️ Nat’s wife ✨ @xyelenaswifex]

I love her so, I hope she knows so many of us love her version of Yel

[𝒀𝑬𝑳𝑬𝑵𝑨. @purposelost]

Yelena was fully expecting to get flipped forwards onto her back in retaliation, so she takes this as a win.

“You have been so busy lately,” she complains, still clinging. “I want to spend time with you.”

[𝗡𝗔𝗧𝗔𝗦𝗛𝗔. @OfWidowsPast]

Cue Natasha puffing out an exhale in surprise, a chuckle following right after.

“Really? Are we bored today?” She drawled with a hint of amusement.

[𝒀𝑬𝑳𝑬𝑵𝑨. @purposelost]

You look like a freak.

Want an opponent that can punch back?

[Clint’s ✨ Gotham Era ✨ @AStudyinPity]

Shadow boxing???

[𝒀𝑬𝑳𝑬𝑵𝑨. @purposelost]

( @ the reader. )

[𝒀𝑬𝑳𝑬𝑵𝑨. @purposelost]

You are going to make me chase you?

[Cucumber the guinea pig @LenasGuineapig]

I wanna play chase-

[𝒀𝑬𝑳𝑬𝑵𝑨. @purposelost]

( She can’t be mad at Bob for long, he is too gentle a soul, he didn’t mean to do it. Yelena’s next glance at him is less scolding and more sympathetic. )

Can you check behind that shelf, Bob? He likes to hide in these small spaces. Did you leave any doors open?

[ᵀᴴᴱ 𝓢𝙀𝙉𝙏𝙍͟𝙔͟ * @oxeproject]

( Bob follows with no resistance, apparently fine with being dragged around. His face, once scrunched with confusion is quick to fall in a frown. )

I’m sorry, ‘lena. I meant to just give him a new chew but he’s so *fast*.
I don’t think he could have got far..

[𝒀𝑬𝑳𝑬𝑵𝑨. @purposelost]

THERE you are!

[Cucumber the guinea pig @LenasGuineapig]

🧍🏻‍♀️

[ᵀᴴᴱ 𝓢𝙀𝙉𝙏𝙍͟𝙔͟ * @oxeproject]

@purposelost

[𝒀𝑬𝑳𝑬𝑵𝑨. @purposelost]

( Yelena purses her lips thoughtfully as she leads Big Bob around the room, checking corners and under tables. )

He’s going to be so scared. I told you this last time— it is like the one thing I told you not to do today.

[ᵀᴴᴱ 𝓢𝙀𝙉𝙏𝙍͟𝙔͟ * @oxeproject]

( He looks well nervous, hands fidgeting as Yelena steps closer, an apology in the tip of his tongue )

I’m— wait, huh? Little Bob?