MirandaVictoria

There's a special place in hell reserved just for me. It's called the throne.

[pingu @pingu4ll]

hey does anyone have an estimate of how much longer

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

It’s funny how 5 consecutive days off is a “long holiday”, but 5 consecutive days of work is just a “normal workweek”. Apparently, only rest can be excessive in corporate.

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

I hate the “WFH is depressing” talk. What’s actually depressing is 2 unpaid hours of commuting every day, getting home already exhausted, and having 4 hours left for cooking, sleeping, and getting ready to do it all again.

[roxy @hendrixnroses]

sooo i made something #filmtwt

[Wrestle Ops @WrestleOps]

Roman Reigns praises Cody Rhodes:

“Can you perform every single time and then deliver when you're asked? Can you do it when you're tired? Can you do it when you're sick? Can you do it when you're hungover after WrestleMania? Can you carry the banner for this company? This is a billion-dollar machine. It's not easy. There's only been one who's been able to carry that banner, and that's been Cody."

(@Complex)

[gustavo @biciclotimia]

En un mundo tan culero el mayor acto de amor por un hijo es no tenerlo, si me lo preguntan.

[MirandaVictoria @purrandslay]

I would’ve absolutely made my grandma buy this for me and then not touch it for months.

[Markie Devo @markie_devo]

Spooky dookie is on the way!🥹🧻👻

Hidden Valley Ranch drops its first ever Halloween product-Spooky Ranch.

Hidden Valley Spooky Ranch Condiment and Dressing is a limited-edition Halloween ranch dressing with a bold black color from Fruit Juice and Cocoa, gluten free with no artificial flavors.

🛒Get it now exclusively at Walmart, while supplies last.

(News/Image::Hidden Valley Ranch)

Thoughts👇🏻

[Jiikae @Jiikae]

The myth of having a “cool” job is over. Every industry sucks. Embrace actual hobbies.

[MirandaVictoria @purrandslay]

@EznaBr @TheDivineBruxa I loved apocalypse! Idk why it has such a bad rep lol
Coven was my favorite season so I was so happy when they brought the witches back.

[LPC @landpalestine]

DoorDash spent over $1M to try and stop Zohran Mamdani from becoming NYC Mayor

Zohran just got DoorDash to pay $131.5M in settlement fees to workers they stole wages

[mitra @mitrajoy_]

seeing people argue against a 32 hr work week is insane. yall need hobbies, friends, sunlight.. literally anything outside of work. life is not supposed to be about working until you die

[cass ⏾ @pocketpastaa]

it’s officially fall, so here’s a list of all the movies that feel like stepping on a crunchy leaf

[Keith Acouplabeers @acouplabeers]

I’m making 80k in the $80 full tank, $2500 apartment, $18 chipotle burrito era

[grace. @TehMagikerpz]

HOLY FUCK NO WAY

[✧ @preposterousbbg]

Maybe i am too woke but I'm actually glad birth rates are declining. Not because children are a burden, but because more people are finally realising they're not fit to be parents and that's a far kinder decision than bringing a child into a life they're not prepared for.

[Amy Marie @AmyGriffin92418]

@NocontextRvB Yup

[` @schiz04renic]

a woman is called a nag when she has to remind her husband to do something several times. funny how there’s no word for the husband who had to be told 17 times before he finally took action.

[🦇 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐯𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐫𝐚 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐰 | nsfw @horrorsthetics]

first day of fall!!!!

[Volcaholic 🌋 @volcaholic1]

WHY??? Why aren’t millions of people taking to the streets in the US right now because of Trump?

My god, I genuinely don’t understand how everyone just carries on as though everything is normal. From over here in the UK, it is genuinely baffling to watch. When did people become this numb? What is it going to take for Americans to finally say enough is enough and stand up?

P.S: You've just gone state media.