𝓚𝑰𝑻𝑻𝒀 𝓒𝑨𝑻

[𝓚𝑰𝑻𝑻𝒀 𝓒𝑨𝑻 @purringtheft]

𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭‘𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫? 𝑪𝒂𝒕 𝐠𝐨𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐭𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐮𝐞?

[𝓚𝑰𝑻𝑻𝒀 𝓒𝑨𝑻 @purringtheft]

@noblebreaker Felicia keeps holding up wanted posters for Samira to 𝐁𝐋𝐎𝐖 𝐑𝐎𝐏𝐄𝐒 all over, it's like a fresh cumshot each time.

[𝓚𝑰𝑻𝑻𝒀 𝓒𝑨𝑻 @purringtheft]

ᅠ

⠀𝓬𝓪𝓾𝓰𝓱𝓽 𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐝. there's only 𝐨𝐧𝐞
𝐰𝐚𝐲 out of a situation like 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔.

ᅠ

[𝓚𝑰𝑻𝑻𝒀 𝓒𝑨𝑻 @purringtheft]

@noblebreaker Felicia was playing with the damn thing like a cat toy, pawing it between her hands and spinning it around like a kitty.

"𝑴𝒓𝒓𝒐𝒘?" She looked up when she saw Samira approaching.

[𝓚𝑰𝑻𝑻𝒀 𝓒𝑨𝑻 @purringtheft]

ᅠ

⠀𝔀𝓱𝓪𝓽 has the 𝒑𝒓𝒆𝒕𝒕𝒚 𝒍𝒊𝒕𝒕𝒍𝒆 𝒌𝒊𝒕𝒕𝒚 been
up to?... oh 𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐭.

ᅠ

[𝓚𝑰𝑻𝑻𝒀 𝓒𝑨𝑻 @purringtheft]

@noblebreaker This totally isn't because her face is plastered all over it and 𝑪𝑼𝑴 will ruin the parchment.

Totally not...

[𝓚𝑰𝑻𝑻𝒀 𝓒𝑨𝑻 @purringtheft]

@noblebreaker She stole her damn 𝑨𝑼𝑻𝑶 𝑳𝑶𝑨𝑫𝑬𝑹 this time. Which she found out a few minutes into a fight with some rebelling Minotaur.

[𝓚𝑰𝑻𝑻𝒀 𝓒𝑨𝑻 @purringtheft]

@noblebreaker 𝑭𝑼𝑪𝑲 𝑴𝑬 𝑰𝑵 𝑯𝑨𝑳𝑭 over that 𝑩𝑶𝑼𝑵𝑻𝒀 𝑩𝑶𝑨𝑹𝑫.

[𝓚𝑰𝑻𝑻𝒀 𝓒𝑨𝑻 @purringtheft]

@noblebreaker That's why she always swipes something.

[𝓚𝑰𝑻𝑻𝒀 𝓒𝑨𝑻 @purringtheft]

@noblebreaker ...

...

...

[𝓚𝑰𝑻𝑻𝒀 𝓒𝑨𝑻 @purringtheft]

@noblebreaker It means Samira has to come back and deal with her again.

[𝓚𝑰𝑻𝑻𝒀 𝓒𝑨𝑻 @purringtheft]

@noblebreaker Appearances being a 𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒍𝒚 tempting thief.

[𝓚𝑰𝑻𝑻𝒀 𝓒𝑨𝑻 @purringtheft]

@noblebreaker And then there's the 𝑲𝑰𝑻𝑻𝒀, who she couldn't forget even if she tried.

Oh by the way, she totally stole her money again.

[𝓚𝑰𝑻𝑻𝒀 𝓒𝑨𝑻 @purringtheft]

@noblebreaker She has to keep up appearances...

[𝓚𝑰𝑻𝑻𝒀 𝓒𝑨𝑻 @purringtheft]

@noblebreaker What is "they" in this case? All the times she's fucked with a magic artifact that gave her 𝑩𝑨𝑳𝑳 𝑳𝑶𝑨𝑫?

[𝓚𝑰𝑻𝑻𝒀 𝓒𝑨𝑻 @purringtheft]

@noblebreaker She'll sneak her way out, eventually...

[𝓚𝑰𝑻𝑻𝒀 𝓒𝑨𝑻 @purringtheft]

@noblebreaker It's like 𝑴𝑨𝑮𝑰𝑪...

Did she fuck with a genie or something?

[𝓚𝑰𝑻𝑻𝒀 𝓒𝑨𝑻 @purringtheft]

@noblebreaker She loves this 𝐁𝐔𝐋𝐋, but the sheer amount of 𝐏𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝐔𝐏 𝐂𝐔𝐌 she has is crazy.

[𝓚𝑰𝑻𝑻𝒀 𝓒𝑨𝑻 @purringtheft]

@noblebreaker Does 𝑫𝒂𝒅𝒅𝒚𝒎𝒊𝒓𝒂 need her balls drained again?

[𝓚𝑰𝑻𝑻𝒀 𝓒𝑨𝑻 @purringtheft]

@noblebreaker 𝐃𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐝𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 is more important to some than others.