Paris 🌸

issa mommy

[Paris 🌸 @purrrris]

Do you ever look at your boyfriend/girlfriend and you're just like...
Dang, they are really lucky to have me

[Lateef 🙃 @LateefSaka]

I’ve seen this like 100 times and it’s never any less impressive.

[Sylvester Turner @SylvesterTurner]

I am saddened to learn of Ezra’s death this evening. Our city tonight prays for his mom, dad, grandparents, other family members and classmates at this time. They will need all of our support in the months and years to come. May God give them strength. RIP Ezra. st #AstroWorld

[Paris 🌸 @purrrris]

my daughter said
“girrrrlll let me tell you what this man did”

[tay @tayswizl]

hmm you liked a tweet…not just any tweet but MY tweet. with all these people tweeting tonight, you liked MINE while scrolling through the tl. what was it that intrigued you? i need to know more. i need to know what you’re thinking.

[sim @nugmob]

BRO WHO DID THIS AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY?

[Don’t Hurt Yourself ❤️‍🔥 @airaaa_____]

Please get vaccinated… if not for yourself for those around you. My parents refused to get vaccinated, caught covid, passed it to my daughter. They’re fine, but now she’s in the ICU preparing to be intubated. Please, PLEASE. I cannot stress this enough.

[🐢✨America Is Musty✨🐢 @DragonflyJonez]

If you ever get in an accident you can hit this to rewind time so you can avoid it. Lots of ppl don't know this.

[Amy Galvan💫 @amyggalvan]

Laredo is offering free vasectomies!!! No excuses🤗

[roachboy @_roachboy]

i’m gonna scream

[Paris 🌸 @purrrris]

Sometimes my man will just grab me real quick and lock the bathroom door to just get away from the children to be just us for a minute.💀 My son said “are y’all trying to be romantic?” 😂 like noooo we ain’t trying we just hiding from y’all lmfaooo

[Grosdoriane @Grosdoriane]

Scientist doing an IQ test on a 3-month old baby: what the hell? this guy's an idiot.

[Paris 🌸 @purrrris]

@Chryssy_ Prayers for your mom 🙏🏽💕

[AU @ajupchurch]

UT Health San Antonio. Long School of Medicine. White Coat Ceremony.

Anthony Upchurch - Medical Student.

[trish @ultragloss]

good morning to girls who announce to the entire room that they have to pee when they have to pee

[☭ @revoltandestroy]

Overdraft fees should be illegal. Simply block the payment if there are insufficient funds. Why is that hard?

[ʝօʀɖռ’ֆ աօʀʟɖ💞 @jordnsworld]

i just realized “this little piggy went to market” doesn’t mean he went shopping