Puppy, you have a dependent personality and if you don’t learn to manage it you’re going to fuck your entire psyche and soul up
You can still be a dog but you gotta know how to eat rabbits like stray hounds do so you don’t just die when you’re left on the side of the road
i don’t have a favorite person you insufferable leech! i have guy i hate so much i fuck myself stupid over it and guy i tolerate bc he buy me shoes. i also have a favorite research subject i would forfeit all worldly possessions for but he’s hardly a person! what‘snot clicking??
I'm not like other kidnappers i keep my captive happy and well taken care of. I bathe him and brush his hair every day. I make him gourmet meals. He's chained up inside a nice and clean cage. I get him new toys every week. It's too dangerous for him outside i'm keeping him safe
You see shit like this & you get that cohabitation *of some degree* is possible, it’s just too inconvenient & inefficient for capitalism so instead we have to kick the wildlife out of the areas we live & pretend that all wildlife is lethally hostile
The pain of "my favorite bottom is only interpreted as a top" is genuinely not even 0.001% as horrible as the pain of "my favorite top is only interpreted as a bottom"
🚨 WARNING 🚨 You have exceeded your monthly limit of being playfully mean to this particular friend. If you reply with one more joke at their expense they WILL think you are trying to kill them