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i would like to lay down. javascript janitor / baby sre. she / her

[console.sob() @purvikanal]

@SimonWBloom simon i could not rest until i got this out of my head

[jamie loftus 🌭 @jamieloftusHELP]

my next podcast is true crime — an ethically murky genre, but it’s about a young woman named alison dilaurentis who went missing 13 years ago today. her story needs to be told

[New York Metro Weather @nymetrowx]

the dew point is the best representation of how it feels outside because it is an absolute measure of the amount of moisture in the atmosphere while the relative humidity is calculated relative to the temperature and is often horribly misleading

[Honeycomb.io System Status Updates @honeycombio]

Please participate in the @OpenTelemetry community feedback survey! Help the maintainers know what you need to implement in production.

[console.sob() @purvikanal]

@jessingabout You're the best and you make work fun boo to them!!!!

[eevee 💨 @eevee]

As a person with ADHD, I know what it's like to experience so many memory errors that I've just learned to take them for granted. That's why this Pride, I'm partnering with C++ to

[console.sob() @purvikanal]

Extreme first day of school vibes ☺️ I took a break from computers for a while but I'm back and so pumped for my first day at @honeycombio 🍾

[console.sob() @purvikanal]

@jessingabout @pagerduty @Yelp Congrats Jess!!!! 🎉🎉🎉

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

Best advice I've ever gotten for preventing carpal tunnel

[amil @amil]

I don’t aspire to Girl Boss, I aspire to Girl They Forgot Works Here So She Has No Tasks But She’s Still Getting Paid

[console.sob() @purvikanal]

i am having a good day

[Tejas Kumar @TejasKumar_]

import MyComponent from '../../../../../../../../../../../../../../../../../../../../../../../../../../../../../../../../../../../../../../../../../../../../../../../../../../../../../../../../../../../../../../../../../../../../../../../../../../../components/MyComponent';

🙃

[console.sob() @purvikanal]

I don't care about your wordle scores but I do wanna know what everyone's go to starting word is

[April, or "A lot of oranges" @ALotOfOranges]

What if George R. R. Martin releases The Winds of Winter tomorrow and it turns out the whole time he was just waiting for Winnie the Pooh to become public domain so he can use him in the story?

[Maintenance Phase @MaintenancePod]

It's here! For Patreon supporters, we just released THE GRIFTIES: The best and worst of wellness in 2021.
Featuring Simone Biles, Olivia Munn, Jonah Hill, Naomi Wolf, (non-)showering celebs, quinoa, a Kardashian and something called "rectal insufflation."
https://t.co/XDytOhBt36

[AppleTogether @AppleLaborers]

Calling all Apple workers and patrons!

Tomorrow, December 24th, 2021, Apple workers are staging a walkout/callout to demand better working conditions.

Strike funds are available for participants: https://t.co/xYESzWc196.

Don't cross the picket line.

#AppleWalkout 🖤✊

[console.sob() @purvikanal]

it's that time of night where my partner and i send each other twitter links from opposite ends of the couch and wait for the little giggle you know you've earned

[console.sob() @purvikanal]

if you're not dippin im worried about you ‼️

[Mayor Guy Fieri @GuyFieri]

I don’t know about you guys… but I’m dippin’‼️

[console.sob() @purvikanal]

@lindsiecanton ❤️❤️❤️

[console.sob() @purvikanal]

no longer chronically fatigued to half marathon pipeline