purx

If only I had an enemy bigger than my apathy I could have won.

[purx @purx]

Snorlax, Wigglytuff, Hypno #PokemonGOTourContest #teamsleep

[purx @purx]

Game winner #PS4share

https://t.co/YJFejbMzml

[Austin FC @AustinFC]

🚨 PlayStation 4 Pro giveaway! 🚨  

How to enter:  

— Follow @AustinFC & @youngHgaming  
— Retweet this post 
— Complete the above before Feb. 12 at 9pm CT  

Winner will be announced on Feb. 13 at 11am CT via DM. May the odds be ever in your favor… 

#AustinFC | #eMLS

[KUTX 98.9 @KUTX]

🚨TICKET GIVEAWAY🚨
Want to win tix to a SECRET @ShakeyGraves show on 6/25? All you have to do is follow #KUTX and retweet this post and you'll be entered for your chance to win. Winner will be picked at random on Monday morning. Good luck!

[Arizona Cardinals @AZCardinals]

Congrats on a great career. You too, were who we thought you were. https://t.co/uhLfZpyghG

[Matt Brown @MattBrownCFB]

I'm afraid of leaving my computer for more than 10 minutes because I might miss two more coaches turning Tennessee down

[1st Ohio Battery @1stOhioBattery]

OH. MY. BOB.

#CBJ

[the other geoff tate @geofftate96]

i don’t know how to gamble but for sure pete rose is shitting bricks right now #worldseries #HOUvsLAD

[Deadspin @Deadspin]

There's definitely something sketchy about these World Series baseballs, this one was filled with an incendiary

[Tyler Stafford @tylercstafford]

When u pretend 2 be asleep in the car so dad has 2 carry u inside

[Houston Texans @HoustonTexans]

👀

#Respect

[purx @purx]

@hookemfan81 Psst, proper nouns should be capitalized.

[purx @purx]

@DougPolkPoker @hookemfan81 Lol any Bears fan that believed that never watched before Cutler.

[Freezing Cold Takes @OldTakesExposed]

Aint that right, Marcus #Bears

[purx @purx]

@atxjaime You shut your whore mouth.

[Matt Glenesk @MattGlenesk]

Motley: 17.3 ppg, 9.9 rpg, 2.3 apg
Swanigan: 18.5 ppg, 12.5 rpg, 3.1 apg.

Yeah, the Mailman didn’t deliver on this one. #Purdue https://t.co/ARtBkl2u3l

[purx @purx]

@hookemfan81 @billbarnwell yeah those 20 people love to vape

[Tampa Bay Lightning @TBLightning]

*checks mentions*
*squints*
*clears throat*

for the record, us & the @dodgers are just friends https://t.co/jBoJhZlYVD

[Guillermo del Toro @RealGDT]

Important Holiday messages that right true today as they always have: Feliz Navidad. Happy Holidays. Fuck Konami.