Katie Pusey Keith

[Katie Pusey Keith @puseyism]

Sounds like Adele needs to try that guy's cell phone.

[Katie Pusey Keith @puseyism]

I can't help but change the lyrics to "you used to call me on my house phone" and think of my high school boyfriend #HotlineBling

[Josh Brown @blaksquirrel]

The waiter just voiced a conscientious objection to O'Douls

[Katie Pusey Keith @puseyism]

I renamed Bloodline: The Salty Rayburns

[Josh Brown @blaksquirrel]

“Leech leashes… that’s old school. And I could glue a cup to your foot no problem” - Dr Johnny MD

[Katie Pusey Keith @puseyism]

I don't understand the titles of the Leftovers so I changed them to Ep. 2: Hot Cop Finds Bagel & Ep. 3: Cash in a Jiffy #TheLeftovers

[ART IS DEAD @artisdead76]

@puseyism @uhllove r the gym in 25 years

[Katie Pusey Keith @puseyism]

"You Think We're in Love But We're Still in Texas" -@artisdead76

[Katie Pusey Keith @puseyism]

@chrisdallman hey now! Who said anything about divorce? #ConsciousUncoupling

[Katie Pusey Keith @puseyism]

I remember when my parents conscious uncoupled. My dad moved to an undisclosed location and changed his cell phone #. #ConsciousUncoupling

[Katie Pusey Keith @puseyism]

Stay-cation. LES. Storm starting. @ Thompson LES Hotel http://t.co/tsYlT0qwC4

[ART IS DEAD @artisdead76]

This has been in my house & not brought to my attention until now. Good fucking lord. All the wasted time.@puseyism

[Katie Pusey Keith @puseyism]

@uhllove missed connections: You were buying 409, kitty litter, and cottage cheese. I was buying cat shit and grapefruit.

[Katie Pusey Keith @puseyism]

"Megabus? I'd rather be on the Titanic" -- @TheRealRon1974 aka Ian Haupt

[Katie Pusey Keith @puseyism]

Nooooooo. Jon snow does not smoke newports. You took an oath!

[Katie Pusey Keith @puseyism]

Proof! I just texted my sister because she is in church and said "no texting in church" and she texted back "that's what you think" #chxting

[Katie Pusey Keith @puseyism]

The New York Times scooped me!

[Katie Pusey Keith @puseyism]

Smartphones must be a church game-changer. Pretty obvious I haven't been to church in 5 years #

[Katie Pusey Keith @puseyism]

Walgreens is being really casual about this murder