hookah heaux

a real city girl 🌴☀️ professional champagne drinker 🍾🥂Gemini ♊️💕

[hookah heaux @pushabey]

When @_bluebucksclan said show my ass like a fuckin Instagram bitch this is how I felt

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

The craziest thing about being an adult is that you can go through the most traumatic night of your life and still have to go to work the next day.

[hookah heaux @pushabey]

I’m currently in bed under my weighted blanket saying how much I love being home and unbothered 😌

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Does anyone actually enjoy a whole day at home with no visitors & no plans?

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

“Time to lock in” - me at 4pm when my shift started at 9am.

[hookah heaux @pushabey]

Currently

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

you relax for 30 minutes after work and next thing you know it’s 10pm😭

[WALKER🪂 @maxl1am]

me googling the number that called me instead of answering it like an adult

[UNRULY LUCIAN 🇱🇨 @dontasktolink]

You can be 25 and down to 2 nickels, no place to stay and no food & ppl will tell you don’t use your money in your 401k. You got like 40 years to make that shit back just use the money man

[hookah heaux @pushabey]

Are yall prepared for Hurricane Melanie?? #loveislandusa8

[hookah heaux @pushabey]

This is very reminiscent of Huda and Jeremiah

[Taurus Groove @jiggyjayy2]

Our mamas was right, you do have to micro clean every day or your home will be dirty

[blue @bluewmist]

please normalize letting people eat their lunch alone if they want and decompressing for 30 min without the pressure of being considered antisocial in the workplace.

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

yall ever smell the fragrance on clothes you wore days ago and be like, “wow i be smelling good af”, or is it just me?

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

When you hear how much the company made this year but your paycheck is still the same

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

Sleeping in your own bed after traveling is an underrated reset.

[JayJay ᥫ᭡ @Jameca2011]

I Hate A “SO TELL ME ABOUT A TIME” Ass Interview 😂😭 Man Look Y’all Need Help Or Not ‼️🤷🏽‍♀️

[☈€ᗰ☡€↳ 🥀⭒ @ohremzel]

my problem is i always think i can get ready in 10 mins when i have repeatedly proven that I can’t 😭😂

[tt✮⋆ @Bluebirdeyessss]

Instagram be beggin me to download Threads, I’M NOT!

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

Pre-vacation errands be so expensive. Damn near as much as the trip😭

[Softboy @softboywin]

We cannot all be trying to head home at 5:00PM. We have to start going home in groups

[⚭ @lekimgym]

You need to touch saltwater sometimes
not always grass.

[☆ @seadave1a]

Uber eats “you forgot to finish your order” notification is funny af because i ain’t forget, i just came to my senses