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“I just want to lie on the beach and eat hot dogs. That’s all I’ve ever wanted.” – Kevin Malone

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@pcrcdelhi Bombay aaja Bhai

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The indian urge to hug every sardar uncle you come across>>

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Sadguru's take on bursting crackers was a milder version of "itni dikkat hai to pakistan chale jaa"

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@riiitweets Poopy kaur

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@burrtmacklinFBI 🌚😭

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Phone has been so dry, I've been reading the backs of my shampoo bottles, even outside the washroom

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Why do I get an existential crisis everytime I see a huge ass building with hundreds of flats

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@sluttyoreo @maggiemasalaa Some of these people call it Therapy

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Even targeted ads are giving me mixed signals

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Got an off after almost a month today, and my clown ass woke up at 9 am. I DON'T WAKE UP AT 9 EVEN WHILE I'M WORKING

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This post pandemic fist bump/ hand shake dilemma is too real

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@hayzedaisy Hahaha der aaye durust aaye

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That and CuTtIng ChAi

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@MallyaKaushal You know what doesn't live in my head anymore ? The word "tRy"

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@mikegasm_ tEcH hEaD

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@hayzedaisy 🌚🌚🌚

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@hayzedaisy Got youu, Thank you!!!🤍🤍

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@pragsdrugs @hayzedaisy @MallyaKaushal I am probably worse than Hazel