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I’m a greep, I’m a weirdo

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Do you think anyone ever said the sentence “I need to lather sauce on my unseasoned pork” before I did

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Calories are a scam by big farmer to get you to buy more carrots

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RIP meg you would’ve loved coriander

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You can’t put me in the desert with a hamster and then blame me for starving the hamster

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Moths love me women hate me. I’m the big light

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Tonight I practice biphasic sleep

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Stop getting married you’re making me insecure

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Splitting the G is a scam by big Guinness

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Would you have a root canal to save Mitt Romney’s life

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Who else stayed after the twilight new moon credits and saw the deleted tantric sex scene

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Still can’t believe Will Smith slapped Rick Ross at the Oscars

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Just looked through my account and can’t believe I get no likes

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Meet the newest addition to the family! Toníbler

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British soldier photographed on the first day of the Somme during the failed assault on Beaumont Hamel, July 1916

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@England you’re sucking the life out the beer garden

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The real love I have is for my friends🙏

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That could’ve been me

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Hey please pick up, I’m worried about you after the Lambeth Country Show fairground ride malfunction