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@cjozboy @andrewmojobook @AirbusSpace It would be hard for him to visit Barcelona with no passport.

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@AllSimon65 @andrewmojobook @AirbusSpace I think he’s probably not going to visit the Obama library. Especially not in his MAGA cap.

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@JEFFVARNER It’s a word. Get over it.

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@Avabelly__ If you pay me $50, I’ll have a think about it. She’ll have to pay the bill though.

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@imfynerthanfyne But if there was a killer, would you really be any loss?

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@Daniel_Isaacr @babyaphrodite04 That’s so bloody stupid tresbonne (ironic handle eh? )

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@Darren_McCoy @babyaphrodite04 I guess the advantage of you, Darren, is that no one is going to be disappointed.

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@MachoDeBct Wow. Amazing! So beautiful. Xx

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@StOlafStories How old was her father when he impregnated her mother? 3?

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@Provokatov @pk13510 I’m hung up on words = I’m the fucking annoying retard.

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@Jamesjonesik8 Pretty sure that’s a man in (bad) drag.

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@itscooperhayes Shut the fuck up. Jeez.

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@Midwesthomo77 Queer just means not straight. Are you straight? No. So you’re queer then. Now shut up.

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@realMaalouf So when you’re scared of Muslims, what is it if it’s not Islamophobia?

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@Mofoman360 @KTHopkins What’s the opposite of the heart emoji?

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@MarioNawfal It’s a bit tight to be so mean to your mum on social media mate.

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@Maria3938219406 Totally fucked my investment funds through a pointless war because he wanted to wave his dick about. Only to find the Iranians have much bigger dicks.

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@dpaudits WTF does ‘because of been political’ mean? Jesus wept.

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@JustThatGuyAdam Sure ain’t the norm I see every day. Reasonably decent/fit working class men in their 30s with god awful obese wives everywhere I look.

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@hypnochickuk Pam. You’re either lazy or racist or both. Educate yourself.