Pushp🪷

Professional napper.

[Pushp🪷 @pushppp_]

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[tom @tomiezequiel15]

hoy es el único día que puedes retuitear esto:

[π @nofaith3xists]

In desi Indian families, you can't read anything other than your syllabus books until you get a job.

[Rants&Roasts @Sydusm]

Japan bans Indian mangoes.

China bans Indian rice.

Singapore, Hong Kong, Maldives, Nepal had earlier banned Indian packed spices.

Poor quality has become our trademark.

[Cockroach is Back @Cockroachisback]

NEET: 22 lakh students affected
CBSE: 17 lakh students affected
CUET (UG): 16 lakh students affected

That’s 55 lakh students in distress.

Is one incompetent Education Minister more important than 55 lakh students? Why is the Prime Minister not sacking him?

[Frases Barbie @barbie_context]

Me voy a hacer una siesta de 30 minutos

Yo: 4 horas después

[Anubhav Gupta @anubhavgupta_ji]

India is a counury where,

>Credit goes to PM.
>Question goes to Opposition.
>Blame goes to a former PM.

[Roshan Rai @RoshanKrRaii]

Modi made Jhalmuri valuable after clicking a picture with it in Bengal

Modi made Melody valuable while clicking a picture with it in Italy 🇮🇹

I request Modi ji to click a picture with Rupee too so that its value increases too.

Shekhar Suman on fire on Shekhar Tonite 😂🔥

[ravish kumar @ravish_journo]

अच्छा कार्टून तो दो साल पहले ही बन गया था।

[thami @thamieverywhere]

ngl, letting go of a screenshot is actually so hard because what if i’m gonna need it for future reference?😭

[solé @layxsnv]

“Wtf was I bout to look up?”

[✧ @aesttics]

When someone starts talking to me after I just woke up

[Nikhil @cooked_memer]

Pov : When you spell a word correctly but it looks wrong

[shipz ✧ @heyshipz]

Retweet if you love your mom.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

I'm type of person to restart a song because the conversation in my head got too loud and I missed half the song.

[Damn. @Theonenameddamn]

Men see their sacrificial mothers as "standards" & women see their sacrificial mothers as "trauma". And that's where the difference lies.

[कुशल मेहरा @kushal_mehra]

What is so special about Dharmendra Pradhan that the current government cannot move him out of the education ministry?

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

How I’ve been watching shows lately:

[tom @tomiezequiel15]

mi cara en el espejo // mi cara en la camara de mi celular