Microwave Oven

I got 99 problems, being a bitch ain't one.

[Microwave Oven @pushthatbutt0n]

Something I love about Cardi B is when security won't let her fight somebody, she will take her shoe off and throw it at them. She gon get her her lick in one way or another, and I feel like you really have to respect that.

[Microwave Oven @pushthatbutt0n]

Am I the only one who finds Funk Flex absolutely insufferable? He blows the vibe of every single otherwise good freestyle on HOT 97 😒👎🏼🚮 #RetirementIsAnOption

[Microwave Oven @pushthatbutt0n]

Idk why but he looks like he would enjoying watching other men suck their own dicks while his own is locked in a penis cage. Random.

[Microwave Oven @pushthatbutt0n]

NO CHEATING. Your last saved celebrity photo/gif is your therapist. Who is it? Let the healing begin.

Great, I get the most basic overrated yt girl and her Naz! boyfriend as my therapist. Something tells me I won't be getting well.

[PisceanBabe��✨ @DragonetteTarot]

NO CHEATING. Your last saved celebrity photo/gif is your therapist. Who is it? Let the healing begin.

…well

[Microwave Oven @pushthatbutt0n]

@superzu @SholaMos1 No, more.

[A Modern Mystic (readings open) @seeingisbelief]

@CirceUriel @Sue__Suede Queen Escort is funny, but what really sent me was "statecoach" 😭😭😭

I'll pray for her.

[DragonFlyReggie @DjZVideo]

@Therealvanvan_ said this 1 for the fans 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Sue_ @Sue__Suede]

They called Camilla "Queen escort" on live tv lol.

[Microwave Oven @pushthatbutt0n]

It's giving

[Microwave Oven @pushthatbutt0n]

Hey @Cosmopolitan, this is the cringiest reporting I've ever seen. Which Geriatric Gen X staff writer composed this embarrassing attept to connect with your core demographic?

[Microwave Oven @pushthatbutt0n]

A mood

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

In 1979, 16 year old Brenda Ann Spencer was arrested after killing two people in California. When asked why she did it, her reply was "I just don't like Mondays.”