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[Skipper @pushypeanut]

Kinda redeemed himself on that last drive

[Skipper @pushypeanut]

Ngl Jalen Hurts been playing bad tonight #EaglesVsPackers

[Skipper @pushypeanut]

I love when my phone knows my location so it serves up a personalized ad as a “siri suggestion” right there on my home page!

[Josh Reynolds @JoshReynolds24]

🇺🇸 JOEL EMBIID TEAM USA GIVEAWAY 🇺🇸

The slander is too much, have to spread a little positivity on this godforsaken app… Let’s give away a jersey!

To win:

1) Like & Retweet
2) Follow @JoshReynolds24

Winner selected tomorrow night! Good luck! God bless the USA!

***IMPORTANT***

Winner will NOT be DM’d from any other account & will NOT be asked to fill out a form. These are scam accounts pretending to be me. I will DM you from my account congratulating you & asking for details.

[Skipper @pushypeanut]

What an insane thing to share with the world

[dan hentschel @danghentschel]

We hired a 22 year old at work.

Yes, she's hotter than my wife.

But she's not my best friend. She doesn't make me laugh. She hasn't seen me at my worst, and decided she loves me anyway.

So, I'll pass. Thanks.

[Skipper @pushypeanut]

Why do twitter videos auto play another one when one ends now? Awful feature.

[Skipper @pushypeanut]

Kinda awesome how all it took was the Celtics winning a championship for everyone to hate Jayson Tatum

[Skipper @pushypeanut]

Crazy ass drivers on the road this morning to work. Why are we all in such a rush to get to a place we all hate?

[Skipper @pushypeanut]

@elonmusk No it isn’t, you’re just stupid.

[Skipper @pushypeanut]

Might fuck around and out pizza the hut today idk…

[Geo @sixersgeo]

F*CK PHILLY
(Sixers Disstrack)

💿 FULL SONG

prod. sixersgeo

[Skipper @pushypeanut]

GG Knicks. Better team. Good luck against Boston in the ECF, I hate them more. (Yes I’m counting out the pacers)

[Hoops Reference @HoopsReference]

After 5 and a half LONG years the Tobias Harris era in Philadelphia FINALLY comes to an end on a very fitting note as he bows out with a big fat goose egg in the points column tonight. Good. Fucking. Riddance.

[Skipper @pushypeanut]

Tobias Harris get the fuck off this basketball team

[Skipper @pushypeanut]

Hahahahahahahahaha MORON

[Skipper @pushypeanut]

Lmfao what a fucking moron

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Proposed law: if someone tears down the American flag and puts up another flag in its place, that person should get a free (but mandatory) one-way trip to that flag’s country

[Skipper @pushypeanut]

I am obligated to watch Maxey’s shot and him strutting up the court at the end of regulation at least 75 times today. Sorry to my boss expecting any level of productivity today.

[Tyrese Maxey @TyreseMaxey]

I hit a 3 today 😋😋🍴🍴

[Skipper @pushypeanut]

I love Tyrese Maxey so much

[Skipper @pushypeanut]

Nick Nurse sees this as a sign to continue the non-Embiid minutes which they subsequently lose bringing them back in the red. 🤦‍♂️

[Skipper @pushypeanut]

#76ers actually just won some non-Embiid minutes 🤔