Jules

feral and rabid will bite stay away

[Jules @pussiegoblin]

my eyes are closed but i’m not sleeping, i’ve simply retreated to the inner corners of my mind

[Jules @pussiegoblin]

i need to be pressed under some very large rocks right about now

[Jules @pussiegoblin]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Jules @pussiegoblin]

community service idea: removing the duffl ads from the sidewalks

[Jules @pussiegoblin]

the one thing we can all agree on is gaga

[Jules @pussiegoblin]

the primal urge for toast.

[Jules @pussiegoblin]

i need a girlboss exorcist to cleanse the evil spirits in my head

[Jules @pussiegoblin]

i cannot process anymore stimuli. please do not expose me to anything else today

[Jules @pussiegoblin]

i cut off my hands and sewed on talons. im a bird now. caaaaw

[Jules @pussiegoblin]

would you still love me if i was an amorphous ooze?

[Jules @pussiegoblin]

my mouth is closed but i am screaming.

[Jules @pussiegoblin]

i was shitting on groupme earlier but it’s got the cutest little notification sound

[Jules @pussiegoblin]

im going to defeat the concept of time but with a chainsaw.

[Jules @pussiegoblin]

my tiny and petite frame is crumbling under the immense pressure of being

[Jules @pussiegoblin]

if i was a transformer they would call me mechacoochie prime

[Jules @pussiegoblin]

if i was a bird id only use my beak for eating ice cream

[Jules @pussiegoblin]

i can’t help it im just so whacky and subhuman!!

[Jules @pussiegoblin]

i should’ve been a journalism major because i’ve got things to say!