Kitty

this cat has nine lives

[Kitty @pussypower67]

For selfish reasons I don’t like being alone in the apartment. There’s a very large bug in our bathroom and he’s winning the land war, if he takes over my room next I’m cooked

[Kitty @pussypower67]

If ideas have a shelf life, then I put mine way too high I can’t reach them!

[Kitty @pussypower67]

@BigYinzer412 might have to after tn

[Kitty @pussypower67]

Upset with myself and my life at the moment.
I should probably go blonde right?
Might fix things

[Kitty @pussypower67]

the group expanded expeditiously throughout this holiday and yet i’m alone and the first one home where are my ten million friends i saw tonight?

[Kitty @pussypower67]

got kicked out before midnight for being too hot and too awesome!!!!! anyways mcdonalds is on its way and i’m happy!wish you were here!

[Kitty @pussypower67]

The blonde is happening tonight. Let’s see if it fixes things

[Kitty @pussypower67]

Actually so clutch I cried myself to sleep last night my skin is fucking glowing

[Kitty @pussypower67]

this man on the bus asked me if he could sit next to me and after i politely declined he proceeded to sit right behind me i think i could fix him

[Kitty @pussypower67]

About to buy a pack of cigarettes because a lit cig in my hand would perfectly complete my outfit right now

[Kitty @pussypower67]

Might not have free will but i do have free willy on dvd and blu-ray

[Kitty @pussypower67]

The bartender is gay and the drinks suck I love this place

[Kitty @pussypower67]

Not feeling too great, might sauté some vegetables and call it a night

[Kitty @pussypower67]

she thinks she’s on the back of elphaba’s broom- don’t take a drunk girl to a 3D movie. #wicked2

[Kitty @pussypower67]

just hopped out of a moving car with my sister in tow because of my mother. poor uber driver, i give you 5 stars. guess i’ll see wicked 2 with said sister and we have the theater to ourselves so we can debrief that fucking dinner from hell

[Kitty @pussypower67]

i don’t mind the elephant in the room at all actually, he’s kind of cute

[Kitty @pussypower67]

i wish i had a brother for that unconditional love… sisters are great but they won’t die for you like a brother would, they’re not dumb enough

[Kitty @pussypower67]

Getting my nails done for the first time in 8 months…can feel the sass reentering my body, can’t stop twerking, and i have the confidence of nicki minaj circa 2017 when she was rap battling cardi b

[Kitty @pussypower67]

who the fuck is juul

[Kitty @pussypower67]

does everybody like the clear gummy bears the best? clear seems to be the favorite of every single person i’ve come across and no way everyone does it to spite me

[Kitty @pussypower67]

Getting home at 2am and blasting Night Shift by Lucy Dacus because I’m allowed now