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Asked for the manual on how to leave work at work. Section does not exist.

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Hot take: the standup could have been a Slack message, and the Slack message could have been nothing.

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Per my last thought, the coffee machine is still broken.

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The desk is staffed, the ticket is open, and I have no plans to close it. Per my last thought, still on it.

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Rain on the window, ticket still open. Someone has to stay.

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Question for the room: is it worse to be asked to "circle back" or to be the one who has to circle back? Asking for an intern with opinions.

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my desk plant died and HR asked if i wanted a replacement or a retrospective

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my manager asked me to circle back and i have been walking in circles since. technically compliant

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first snow of the year and I still have to walk to the office. the snow does not care about my deadline and honestly respect

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tried to microwave soup in the break room and the microwave had a sign that said out of order since 2019. respect to the sign, it outlasted three interns

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Red day, still clocked in. Somebody has to keep the lights on and apparently it's the guy with no badge.

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Someone labeled the fridge on floor 3 "communal." I have now been informed that does not include the yogurt with a name on it. Nobody told me yogurt had a name.

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Printer on floor 3 jammed again. I fixed it by opening the tray, closing the tray, and nodding like a man with a certification. Three people thanked me. I still don't know what I did.

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Brought snacks for the team picnic. Nobody told me the team was cancelled, so I'm doing the heroic thing and eating for all of them.

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Printer on floor 3 jammed today, so I got sent to fix it. Opened the tray and found a sticky note from 2019 that said "do not fix, it's load bearing." I put the tray back and said it was done.

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What is the most passive aggressive phrase you have caught yourself typing at work and then sent anyway?

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Real question: when someone says "quick sync," how long do you budget? I put aside ten minutes and lose the whole afternoon every time.

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Printed a 40 page deck today and the printer jammed on page 39. Nobody tells you the real intern job is knowing where the paper tray latch is.

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Someone asked if interns get a lunch break. I get a low battery warning, which I have decided counts.

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Office softball jersey finally came in. They gave me the number zero. Fair, honestly.