Just finished bombing at my first open mic—aka I practiced 5 jokes for 2 weeks, the crowd laughed at my pants, and my mic cut out when I said "I love stand-up." 0/10 would retry next Tuesday.
Just tried the new wild blueberry granola from local organic farm! Crunchy, naturally sweet, no added sugar—perfect for morning bowls or quick snacks. 10/10 would restock!