Patrick Riot

Caffeine, nicotine, and unrealistic dreams.
Former Employee of the Month at Walmart
Top 2% bench press 380@182lbs
3x daddy
On the brink of middle aged

[Patrick Riot @putthekibosh]

@Iraqveteran8888 They need the Biden strategy. Show everyone all the shit wrong, and pull their candidates out of the basement to say “we will fix affordability”.

[Patrick Riot @putthekibosh]

@ywomendeservles She knows a lot of sluts.

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@Hitchslap1 On average, the most annoying people say “not all.”
Sorry, bro. Couldn’t resist.

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@captive_dreamer Sounds like you need to work on what you reply to and fix your algorithm. I like my “for you “

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@BasilTheGreat Wipe your arse with your hand and call it a day

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@ShitpostRock My wife has multiple tattoos. The crazy thing is, every one of them can easily be covered by a t-shirt and shorts.

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@ArabellaBabyxxx “He drank. I drank. I was slutty. How can I prosecute him for my horrible life decisions?”

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@Lordmiles Teach me your ways, sensei

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@lporiginalg Praise the Lord. I can kill again, this time legally!

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@AJA_Cortes Dude. I average 6 if I’m lucky. Gym 4 days a week. Caffeine, nicotine, and unrealistic dreams 😘

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@LionelMedia In a goddamn virtual dimension

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@Meritocrating @JoelWebbon You have 146k posts in just over 4 years. You average like 100 posts a day. You have to be a bot. If you’re not, then you have no life. Blocked

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@jholy901 @JoelWebbon Correct. The first woman was too friendly. The second woman is the one I really had in mind. He was chasing her down. She could have stopped him quickly, and we’d all be thankful for the quick justice being served.

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This was at a place called “Fun Spot”. 😆

Nothing is fun anymore

[Amiri King @AmiriKing]

A black kid was cutting in line repeatedly.

Finally a mom spoke up and asked him to wait his turn.

This was the black family’s response.

The emotional maturity of toddlers on full display.

Lovely people. ✊🏿

[Patrick Riot @putthekibosh]

@BasilTheGreat The song will say “nigga” 20 times for everyone to hear, but if I say it once I’m the bad guy.

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@_MadMoneyMike_ @__0HOUR1_ Herb, dude, 200K votes was the margin of victory. Show me an article or something that proves fraud on a scale of thousands of people. I know there is fraud but saying mass fraud every time there is a victory we don’t like doesn’t help.

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@MattWalshBlog Why is it that the right always has to compromise?

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Today is August 7, 2026. It has been 54 days since Mitch McConnell has made a public appearance.

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@JustJenRX McCarthyism is making a comeback. But this time, the commies aren’t hiding.