#1 DeMar Stan

I tweet everything on my mind

[յոլա եմ գնում @HechLavChem]

Come back from every first date more in love with my ex than I was before

[Lesbian Sojourn @LesbianSoj]

Average dps in comp vs average tank

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

@LexiPerez96 Hi Lexxay.

[skooks @skooookum]

Time to DoorDash a Gatorade #NoTip

[Joe Pompliano @JoePompliano]

There is nothing like this app man

[droodle @droodbug]

when she has a foidian slip and accidentally reveals something she didn’t want to

[𓃵 @Themalickwrld]

"Espagne 1 -0 Argentine"

De la Fuente à la 80e minute regardant Messi se mettre sur le côté droit :

[Todd Spence @Todd_Spence]

Willie Nelson was such a big fan of THE LORD OF THE RINGS movies, he actually sent in an audition tape to Peter Jackson to be considered for Gandalf when he found out Jackson was making THE HOBBIT - and it's hilarious

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Trump gave a 26-minute speech about election integrity and accidentally declassified a document proving Russia helped him. The call is coming from inside the house.

[My Mixtapez @mymixtapez]

The whole courtroom at Lil Durk's hearing laughed when the judge told prosecutors, "Y'all are gonna lose the trial," according to rap reporter Loren Lorosa, who was present 😅

[StreamsEra @StreamersEra]

Fanum & the Streamer University police accidentally ate edibles and all got high on the job 😭😭

[Robinkehlchen @Mellon_Colly42]

Talked with my fave coworker abt books and that I'm reading a 700 page novel right now and i was like "What do you read atm" he said "Donald duck comics"

[Hood Action News @BAPingLoud]

So we tried doing a pred sting and imma be honest the nigga we caught just beat all 4 of our asses. Alex our camera man still in the hospitable.

[#1 DeMar Stan @PutThePInPizza]

@torimorr @scubaryan_ these retards weren’t gonna be doctors anyway lmfao

[Oluwamucho @MuchoTV2]

Non-blacks calling one (1) person a “Toronto mans”

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Newly released audio confirms Adam Sandler called the police himself to find basketball courts to play at in Nantucket

[AMP @AMPexclusive]

OFFICER FANUM & KAI PLAYED AN OUTRO SONG AS THEY TOOK JASON TO DETENTION 😂

[EdlainesGrandson @fntcreedo]

Nobody clean they room faster den a nigga who think he finna get pussy

[Bill Boobichick @RamsesTar]

My ex should be serving life in prison for animal abuse for the way she treated the goat

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

The Obama one reminds me of that Rick and Morty where they're laying waste to a planet and then they approach two matching towers and they just silently go around it.