Just

making sense without making cents

[Michael Sakowski @Sakowsk1Michael]

Nobody tells you about these jobs when it’s time to choose a career

[pat 2: cruise control @ranmasaotome96]

I graduated high school in 2013 when the charts looked like this, it was abysmal dogshit then and it's abysmal dogsbit now.

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

this is like reverse 9/11

[the bug kafka wrote about @prideandfury]

FUCK THE ALAMO I WILL FORGET THAT SHIT GO KNICKS BABY

[Just @puzzmasterflex]

@zcchase @paramountplus Guy who only signs back into twitter to complain to corporations

[Ryan Grim @ryangrim]

Ok this is genuinely psychotic. Innocent? He shot an unarmed woman twice through a side window and then called her a “fuckin’ bitch,” let her bleed out, and fled the scene.

[Just @puzzmasterflex]

@HoC_Chris The search feature is borderline unusable bro tell me about it

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

The worst season of my life

Thank you @ManUtd

[Nabeel S. Qureshi @nabeelqu]

Imagine being Miyazaki, pouring decades of heart and soul into making this transcendent beautiful tender style of anime, and then seeing it get sloppified by linear algebra

[thomas violence @thomas_violence]

just realised i'm very stupid. here's why that's important

[Just @puzzmasterflex]

Jump scare

[tobes 🇬🇩 @definitelytobes]

Looks like it’s about to say the biggest pussio of all time

[😡fermion, PhD @angryfermion]

you can study engineering and still be incredibly stupid

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

people are way too sentimental about elected officials, the relationship is supposed to be transactional. Imagine having affection for the guy selling you your car

[wise political commentator (derogatory) @b_n_d_l_e]

powerful minds at work here