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the better one of my accounts

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@inaglassscage have you written about this anywhere id be curious to hear your reasoning

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profs fighting over who gets to have me euthanized first rn

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@chippynate just kidding lol good lineup

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@chippynate jeez man

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i bought the vape in france since they didnt sell replaceable heads for the one i already own and the liquid capacity on this piece of shit is unlike anything ive seen you could fit three bottles worth in it easily

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dumped a full brand new bottle of liquid into my megavape only for it to taste like mold

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wish my care for my futute extended further than "imminent"

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@CantEverDie is this a film i can go see with my father who knows nothing about nathan fielder or elizabeth holmes

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@JohnnyCallicutt

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@AndromedaPip crazy i probably wouldve worn the same

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my gramma got popcorn lung

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spelling typo not helping my case

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im so retarded i could look at a picutre of three cats sown together by the tail and wonder if its ai for up to 5 seconds

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@JohnnyCallicutt nancy i feel you

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im aquaintances with a real life anime girl

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been laying in my friends bed for like three or four days uselessly just tearing out my eyebrows and farting in the sheets

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its crazy that im kind of like if my parents had a baby

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when they were around my age my father was a dumb jock and my mother a self proclaimed pseud. it never began for me

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had the most graceful hangover recovery ever + tonsil stone popped out + voice came back + throat no longer sore

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this tweet should be read in a "guy who famously doesnt read kafka or any books in general no matter the language" voice for added effect

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how can you love love kafka and read him in english

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im the exact kind of lower intelligence person its marketed towards i cant even lie

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i know for a fact if i had just a little less of a conscience id be constantly asking chatgpt some bullshit