PuyukVera

Mom. Daughter. Sister. Friend. Dog lover.

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I have spent 525,600 minutes looking for what I just put down.

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My 9yo can open ‘childproof’ bottles now and is strutting around the house with a whole new level of confidence.

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When my dogs go upstairs and go to bed before me, I wonder if they’re ‘really’ tired or just mad at me. 🤦🏻‍♀️😂🤷🏻‍♀️

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Anyone else watch a new action movie with the kids before bed and accidentally time it to be turned off when the God Butcher steals the children?

Asking for a friend…

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My kids are on the Christmas movie train and I’m not sorry about it!

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Day three in contacts.

I cut an onion and my eyes didn’t water.

What is this sorcery?!

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Setting my alarm for 6:12a.m. because it ‘feels right’ is complete chaos.

That’s all. Goodnight!

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I swear, it’s just allergies!

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Not buying junk food is a different kind of self hate.

...I mean ‘love’. It’s a different kind of self love 🤦🏻‍♀️😂

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Gilmore Girls on a kid free night? I think yes!

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When the first two chapters took and hour but the third took three 🤦🏻‍♀️

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I’m back.

Mostly because my thoughts aren’t worth the FB memories but ridiculous enough to share. Welcome to the chaos...

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When you stay up later than your kids 💃🏻🍺

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Husband: She's going to give us so much trouble. Me: Tonight? Husband: No, in life. She's so beautiful! #bestdadever #papaproblems

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Roses are red, violets are fine, it's the end of the week, I need some wine.

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@DrawingDeskApp #MadeWithDrawingDesk https://t.co/Hfwtre5lZk

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When your three year old calls his Papa a Mama's boy 😂

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She slapped him into the next life

https://t.co/Hp4PJAEH20

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I'm always amazed at the transformative powers of new workout clothes.

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Sourdough pancakes with coconut syrup FTW 🙌