Pablo

from a state school. evil. helpful.

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What do you think of the drag name Lauren Ipsum?
Tbh it's just a temp name until I find a better one.

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I'm sorry I didn't mean it

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You were responsible for the death of
Sky

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Fake documentary style shows need to chill with the camera movement I just threw up

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President Garfield died on a Monday

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I think Want Tons would be a good name for a wonton restaurant

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Currently being menaced by a dog

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Associates degree is not a % of MD. A medical degree is a much higher level of education that requires a bachelor's 1st, whereas associate's degree is an undergraduate degree completed in about two - 6 years. An associate's degree prepares for entry-level jobs, not to be a doctor

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I keep forgetting it's summer here but it's supposedly going to be 83° tomorrow

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Has anyone ever heard of a six year program to get an associate's degree

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It's a shame that they've ruined the cheese on the Stouffer's french bread pizza. Replacing most of it with plastic and putting the words made with real cheese on the box is offensive.

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So do teddy bears that have their birthday on the day of the teddy bears' picnic feel upset? Is it like having a birthday near Xmas? Or are they psyched that every bear that ever there was is gathered there together for one's birthday?

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Angry scientist

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I love how we have abandoned the emoluments clause

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I tried to donate some stained glass to a local church but they said "this is just a table top with coffee cup rings & some marinara sauce"
No good deed I guess

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I regularly walk away from products in the grocery store if the math gets too complicated

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Someone is trying to charge me $2,000 to record a few minutes of themselves singing for a project.
Once someone tried to charge me $6,000 for a stack of unsigned paperwork.
I feel very sad for all the idiots struggling with money.

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OH: -$1,703.00

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I asked ai if it wanted to collaborate with me on some ideas and the grief & sass it gave me about "what it considers a want" made me die laughing