shay.🔪

my heart

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

pov: you’re a school of anchovies, or perhaps a tasty crab

[4ri @user198838381]

Oh honey I cant wait to raise our kids off of emo music and little ceasers

[ame˙⋆✮ @v3lvetbunni]

no rizz but I would educate myself on your interests so we can talk about it

[kim petras @kimpetras]

gay

[atharva. @arthextic]

venus and jupiter

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

i blocked my grandma on goat simulator

[MLB @MLB]

Kyle Schwarber, Bryce Harper and Alec Bohm all homer in a @Phillies victory!

[mak @matchageekbar]

my boobs are so big because they have to protect my fragile heart

[barrel rolls @barrel_rolls]

a weighted blanket isn’t enough i need to be covered by six feet of dirt

[mar ☆ @chrrypm]

making eye contact with hayley williams literally top 5 most scary things to happen to me i was FROZEN in place

[ًً @7i__g]

thank god for headphones and day dreaming

[🪩🎲🍒 @expired_grl]

maybe your cat is meowing bc it wants a cigarette

[✦ eve ✦ @impossiblyeve]

if i was a roly poly on my back would u flip me over

[COZYVIBES @thespookygirll]

in june, i crave October
🍂🌲🕯️🎃🧦👻☕️📖🕸️🍁🌙🌧️

[rae @devilbears]

if i was a deer i’d also fuck around in the middle of the road who cares

[Jay ひ @Jay2wvy]

Vapes are training u to suck robot dick #staywoke

[T-Rex @dinoincrisis]

i’m pregnant

[kitten @endgametlsc]

Sex is cool but can you stick around and not give up on me