I wanna come back to this tweet because I just realize the date… I was up in the middle of the night tossing, turning, standing up, sitting down and miserably uncomfortable listening to Shawn’s phone buzzing😵💫little did I know I’d have Emmalyn that afternoon🤣
@BritneyPena My mom had to play tooth fairy last night for Kohen and he almost scammed her out of $10 😂 he pry regretted FaceTiming me because I was like “uhhh pretty sure that was just your 1st tooth and the teeth after that was $1” and he got a big cheesy grin. I was like yeah don’t lie.
If our girl does not come out with a head full of hair at least 2 inches long I’m going to be high disappointed in all this heartburn I’ve been caused the last 9 months 😅🥵
Our cat is in heat, I’m an idiot & pushed off getting her spayed. Poor Kohen thinks she’s broken. I’m like “dude she’s fine, she’ll quit in a few days.” Idk how to explain it without truly explaining it to him 🤦🏼♀️ then he says “she needs a friend.” I’m like “NO! She doesn’t”😂
guys my emo ass is struggling, I haven’t worn anything besides black for YEARS now. I wanna be festive and dress in the lost americana theme but I hate the colors so bad 😭 what to do what to dooooo
@BritneyPena Her family was wild at the dinner and yes, very much a “you girls keep me young.” 😂 text me when you need to rant about these girls cause I have some thoughts and no one else watches it lol
I wish politics & health care just didn’t even cross paths… these are scary times people. They really want to appoint a wellness influencer to be the next surgeon general… this is the worst circus I’ve ever laid my eyes on & trust me, I’ve seen some doozies.🎪
Kohen has state testing today so I made pancakes for breakfast. He said “mama, you really make the best pancakes… they are way better than McDonalds!” Which is a big compliment to me because I’m a fan of McDonalds pancakes 😂
As I was tucking Kohen in he looked sad. I said “what’s wrong bud?” He said “I just hate the Browns.” I was like “honey, you’re going to say that until the day you die but you’re still going to root for them. Good night!” 😂
@elmoincognito I use to try to force it or do punishment but I finally just accept it so we have a peaceful day & he has a good relationship with food. It’s so rare to get him to try anything but oh yeah he hated it. I put a napkin down and I was like “don’t be a baby about it, just crush it”😂
@elmoincognito Omg! Poor girl! 😞 I have a picky eater and if it isn’t his normal foods, he will gag attempting to try it- if I even get him to try it, but has not puked.
He surprisingly asked to try an orange the other day and I thought “this is gonna be the food that makes him puke.” Lol
@BritneyPena I remember all things because I was a natural fly on the wall just people watching and eavesdropping majority of the day. Being boring back the makes for a great story now 😂