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[Minnesota Sports Fan @HendrickD82]

"thousands" of Erling Haalands.

Thousands.

And they wonder why people laugh at them.

[Callum @CallumCFC_]

They’ve still not figured it out. Putting your best athletes, into the current US football infrastructure, won’t produce Haaland or Mbappe, you’ll just get slightly faster Tim Reams.

[Jed 🇬🇧 @TigersJUK]

If you wait until high school to start playing football you’re already never making it.

[Martín del Palacio @martindelp]

La derrota de Colombia provoca que México quede como la segunda selección de América en este Mundial. El Tri acabará en 9no puesto, por encima de la propia Colombia, Brasil, EUA, Canadá, Paraguay y Ecuador. No es consuelo pero queda para referencia futura.

[Out of Context Football Manager @nocontextfm1]

The average goalkeeper you’ve never heard of at the 2026 World Cup

[NoBiscotti🇵🇸🇺🇦🚩 @NoBiscotti]

“Quick let me bring up a bunch of metrics that doesn’t matter to football, that will really show them”

[🇨🇦 Henri A 🇨🇦 @HenriAGS]

All 3 World Cup hosts eliminated in the same round, but not alike:

🇨🇦: Proudly, with its best showing ever in a World Cup
🇲🇽: Courageously, pushing favourite England to the brink
🇺🇲: In shame, with the world cheering against their pedophile-ruled shithole for tarnishing the game

[Daytona 🇲🇽 @DaytonaSportsLG]

Mexico went 2-3 against England with mostly Liga MX players. USMNT went 4-1 with mostly players who play in Europe lmao.

[Santi ✨ @Vahoousz]

Creo que la mejor victoria de Mexico este mundial fue traumar a todo ese país. Pasarán los años y nunca olvidarán como su generación dorada arrugó contra un morro que apenas ayer estaba en la secundaria

[Out of Context Football Manager @nocontextfm1]

So you just been battered at home by a country 45x smaller than you…

[cmbftbl @cmbftbl]

“One of the worst calls in history” is a Red Card 80/85% of the time in the Premier League or Champions League

[Jesse 🇳🇱🇪🇺 #WORLDCUPSZN @JesseKNL]

Death Star vs Coughing Fetus

[Conn @ConnCFC]

They really gave this man two golden generations to waste.

First Belgium, now Portugal.

[Tony 🖌️『GOEMON』 @Tony__GoGa]

MI CAPITÁN CHINGADAMADRE 😭

[Toney @toneyq73]

If I’m Belgium I’m refusing to play the game. You can’t change the rules because a fat orange paedophile tells you it’s his tournament and he decides who plays. Utterly fucking ridiculous

[Football on TNT Sports @footballontnt]

List of players to have their red cards overturned (or suspended) at the World Cup, since the card was introduced in 1970:

🇺🇸 Florian Balogun

End of list.

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

Because you’re literally not playing by the rules.

[Daniel Austin @_Dan_Austin]

Over the years, FIFA has suspended the likes of Nigeria, Kuwait, Indonesia, Pakistan, Congo, Sierra Leone, and Guatemala over government interference in football.

But the US president ringing up to get an on-field decision overturned?

Absolutely fine. Nothing to see here.