Philip Wright

An English guy living in Austria with a passion for good literature. Also, love writing both funny stories & poetry. What do you like?

[Philip Wright @pwgraz]

@winnique_ Is he the governmental gusset inspector general...?

[Philip Wright @pwgraz]

@alf_hornseadog Oh dear, Alfie, what a puddin that Meldrew is...!

[Philip Wright @pwgraz]

@mr_pool4 No. If they are on a bridge, throw them off...! If they are on a normal road beat the crap out of them...!

[Philip Wright @pwgraz]

@Kinza1278 All of us kids had the same mark, we called it the "Lurgy Spot"...!

[Philip Wright @pwgraz]

@irlandarra2019 Nuke Israel to oblivion...!

[Philip Wright @pwgraz]

@GIFs_22 None.
That's because all you want is a choice that is cosmetic, and what counts is personality, and the real woman that can only be found in the heart...!
Anything else is just lust and desire...!

[Philip Wright @pwgraz]

@DrIrumch 24

[Philip Wright @pwgraz]

There once was a Shih Tzu named Alfie
From Hornsea, who barked rather daftly
At squirrels so bold
With tails uncontrolled
He chased them till both of them laughed-ly!

[Yorkshire Victor Meldrew+his dog @TheMeldrew]

There was quite a few about

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

For 14 years the Tories party of the billionaires were in charge, they made the richest 1% 3x richer, while everyone else saw no increase at all.

The Labour Party, the Party of the workers...

Has not taxed these billionaires or their companies at all and the divide continues to grow.

The rich growing richer and the poor getting poorer.

Tax the Billionaires.

[Philip Wright @pwgraz]

@_josephine0_ Well, by the look of it, American? "Thin, worn, and bloody useless...!

[Philip Wright @pwgraz]

@TheMeldrew Yep, tiny Tommy Cockhead is, just like his followers, a spastic through and through, and so dense that light cannot escape through their rectal orifice of ignorance...!

[Philip Wright @pwgraz]

https://t.co/IkRiQFWTOr

[Philip Wright @pwgraz]

There once was a Shih Tzu named Alfie
From Hornsea who found a fine stick.
He held it up high
With a gleam in his eye
Admiring his prize with a lick.

[Alfie_the_hornsea_shihtzu @alf_hornseadog]

Do you like my stick

[Philip Wright @pwgraz]

There once was a Shih Tzu named Alfie
From Hornsea, whose crow friends would say:
“We’re waiting right here
So please, Alfie dear,
Come out so that we all can play!”

[Yorkshire Victor Meldrew+his dog @TheMeldrew]

Crows are getting braver, waiting outside the house for me this morning

[Philip Wright @pwgraz]

Sucj joyous music to sing along with...!

https://t.co/T5O8ivpH1G

[Philip Wright @pwgraz]

There once was a Shih Tzu named Alfie
From Hornsea who loved park-day play.
He’d race round the trees
With the greatest of ease
And bark at the birds all the way.

[Alfie_the_hornsea_shihtzu @alf_hornseadog]

Park fun

[Philip Wright @pwgraz]

Well Mr Cleese, Vance is a Dumbfuck from Dumbfuckistan (the new name for the USA) and in Dumbfuckistan they believe that they are so great that they do not require educating, the proof being when Dumbfucks elected a criminal Dumbfuck as their leader...!

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

Can someone excplain to this ignoramus what 'unconditional surrender' means, and that it is the opposite of negotiation

[Philip Wright @pwgraz]

There once was a Shih Tzu from Hornsea
Named Alfie who’d act all so silly with glee
He’d chase his own tail
Then tumble and flail
And land in a heap right by the sea!

[Alfie_the_hornsea_shihtzu @alf_hornseadog]

Just me being silly

[Philip Wright @pwgraz]

@Olivia_5591 Tap to pay card reader on the till...!

[Philip Wright @pwgraz]

@HaFsA_2050 Yes, the Coluseum in the USA...!