Daytona Kelcannon

Who do you become when you talk that way? Who do I become, your reader, if I take you seriously?

[Daytona Kelcannon @pwgupdate]

@AdamFriedland Pls do it

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@DLVermeer All behavior is normative

[Daytona Kelcannon @pwgupdate]

@Sayngelic Operating on levels most of us could only dream of

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@BereIKAberezIKA McCarthy is pretty explicitly not sympathetic to his villains. As bleak as they as are, his villain stories aren’t celebrations of the bleakness

[Daytona Kelcannon @pwgupdate]

@tenobrus Further evidence that the thing driving lots of postrats, tpot guys, eas, etc. is a vision of power-as-virtue — the upshot of which is the same self-interested evil as every other conservative philosophy.

[Daytona Kelcannon @pwgupdate]

@Thecoachrules Pro wrestling at the highest level is replicated by kids and adults. And to watch a person do a “backbreaker” on another performer. Pretending to lift them up and then performing the move is as idiotic as anything I have seen.

[tatum @planetgraves]

Big fan of fucking off. Like yeah I think I’ll just fuck off

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@KRosencreutz I assume this is a reservation for Oregon’s ethnic racists

[Daytona Kelcannon @pwgupdate]

@mchooyah This is just the first “mainstream” eruption of (yet another) conservative sensibility that was incubated on 4chan et al. Q: is “it is immoral to be gay” —> “it is masculine to fuck twinks and femboys” a positive, negative, or lateral move?

[Daytona Kelcannon @pwgupdate]

@lunch_enjoyer Would that it were so simple

[Handsome B. Charming @CTachio83984]

the doctor thinks he euthanized me but when he comes back into the room im playing on my switch underneath the blanket

[Daytona Kelcannon @pwgupdate]

@wylfcen Have you read Achewood?

[Susur Secundi @lovecraftianfr1]

@pastoralcomical Little known fact Columbo's wife actually looks & acts exactly like Columbo. She's actually the one appearing in a good half of the episodes, people just didn't notice. They both refer to the other one as their wife

[Daytona Kelcannon @pwgupdate]

@Luiseach I didn’t know Britain made white boys like this

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“Alright team, we’re all excited to see your new, non-confusing product for new players”

[winnie! @wildstwawberry]

idk how Wizards keeps trying to solve ‘the issue of confusing card/format legality’ and then they still market products like this:

[garfieldbot @robertlasagna1]

Look man i "get it", I "get" the idea of coasters, I'm not a fucking moron, you don't want to damage your nice table you spent a lot of money on. I'm just saying, what is the table in the first place if not a coaster for the floor. I'm just saying, where does it end

[hb @h3xenbrenner2]

(firm but respectful handshake) keep me in your heart forever

[Daytona Kelcannon @pwgupdate]

@lumospascal @amor_fatti Me @ sentences