Hey Jury duty, suggested questionnaire.
1 Do you enjoy talking to random strangers? Rm 1
2 Does the idea of talking to others give you an anxiety attack? Rm 2
3 Are you an unaware turd who leaves your phone on full volume, even when you’re in a public place? Basement
#JuryDuty
On this special day, I want to raise some awareness to a very important day that often gets overlooked. Today is Pet Theft Awareness Day. Remember to take a moment to think about this important issue while enjoying your Valentine champagne and chocolate. #PetTheftAwareness
My dad: Did you know you can send moving pictures through text?!
Me: Did you just say “moving pictures”?! Are you from the early 1900s? #ThingsFredSays#LoveFred