محمّد

A lazy perfectionist who cares about everything and doesn’t give a shit about anything at the same time.

[محمّد @pwwLw]

Flip your phone upside down: my handle reads “m7mmd”

[محمّد @pwwLw]

The announcement is so well made I genuinely had to check the username twice. Years of underwhelming announcements had me convinced it was a fan edit.

[FC Barcelona @FCBarcelona]

Don't blink. Welcome, Adeyemi 💙❤️

[FCB World @forcabarca_ar]

🗣️ فيران توريس سابقًا:

“وجدت نفسي في حفرة بلا قاع، ولم أستطع أن أرى أي مخرج منها… كانت تلك اللحظة التي قررت فيها اللجوء إلى أخصائي نفسي. فقدت ثقتي بنفسي، وأصبح كل شيء يؤثر فيّ.”

واليوم… بطل العالم🥇🌍

[محمّد @pwwLw]

فيران يا اسطورتي

[محمّد @pwwLw]

POR LA ÚLTIMA DE LEO
ARGENTINA QUIERO VERTE BICAMPEÓÓÓÓN 🙏🏼

[محمّد @pwwLw]

إنا لله وإنا إليه راجعون .. اللهم ارحم الأمير الوالد واغفر له 💔

[محمّد @pwwLw]

POR LA ÚLTIMA DE LEO
ARGENTINA QUIERO VERTE BICAMPEÓÓÓÓN 🙏🏼

[Ryanair @Ryanair]

more statements than trophies this season

[محمّد @pwwLw]

Leo ♥️

[محمّد @pwwLw]

Abuelo talking about his grandson while technically being responsible for the entire bloodline.

[FCB World @forcabarca_ar]

هل أنت متحمس لرؤية فيران في كأس العالم؟

جد فيران توريس: لا.

[محمّد @pwwLw]

خووووخييييي 😍😍😍

[محمّد @pwwLw]

One last dance for the man who made football feel like poetry. Not just played, but written across grass like verses the world never knew it needed. 🐐🙏🏼

[محمّد @pwwLw]

What a beautiful day. Norris and Russell both out of the Canadian GP… sometimes the sport really does give back.

[محمّد @pwwLw]

MADRID CABRON SALUDA EL CAMPEON!

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 BREAKING: Real Madrid statement.

“Real Madrid announce that, following the events that took place this morning, the club has decided to open disciplinary proceedings against our players Fede Valverde & Aurélien Tchouaméni”.

“The club will announce the outcome of both cases in due course, once the corresponding internal procedures have been completed”.

[محمّد @pwwLw]

اللهم اجعل هذا البلد آمناً مطمئناً وسائر بلاد المسلمين

[محمّد @pwwLw]

يونايتد كاريك جميل

[محمّد @pwwLw]

Madrid’s biggest strength is storytelling. Florentino doesn’t sign players, he signs narratives. Every controversy becomes a victim speech with one magical word: Negreira.

[محمّد @pwwLw]

Joan Garcia. Ice in his veins. That’s the tweet.

[محمّد @pwwLw]

عطني واحد رااااافييييينيييياااااا بصوت العيدروس