PlayXeno Magazine

In the grim dark future of whatever millennium this is, the internet is still for porn.

Fanatic Xenophile Egalitarian Megacorp. Stellaris RP account. Parody!

[PlayXeno Magazine @PXMCorp]

@StellarisGame Sounds good to us! We love to see the galaxy come together. ;)

[PlayXeno Magazine @PXMCorp]

Remember to visit a PXM clinic near you to ensure you remain in compliance.

[Stellaris @StellarisGame]

In a future update, we'll be removing the option for you to turn off Xeno Compatibility. Disabling it makes no sense.

[PlayXeno Magazine @PXMCorp]

@StellarisGame Come now, everyone knows they don't wear pants. We have several centerfolds to prove it.

[PlayXeno Magazine @PXMCorp]

@VerulaPlace Are these laws available for viewing anywhere? I'm assuming it's mostly resonable stuff like "don't open fire on other ships" and such, but you never know, some xenos have... fascinating ideas about what's considered just.

[PlayXeno Magazine @PXMCorp]

@BackupDarexi @elepharchy A lot of governments - we won't name any officially - say they respect such things, but then secretly violate their own laws and spy on the citizenry anyway. It's all very scandalous.

Thankfully, with BunVPN, citizens won't have to take that risk.

[PlayXeno Magazine @PXMCorp]

It is one of the galaxy's great tragedies that much of our content is banned in certain less progressive nations out there.

Thankfully, that's where BunVPN comes in! Don't let your government be the one to decide what you watch in the privacy of your own home.

[PlayXeno Magazine @PXMCorp]

@ArdentMF @ThreeFederation Basil seems to think it's some sort of leaky multiverse rupture. He always has the most fanciful theories about everything, though.

It's never "just a hoax" with that guy, it's always something you need to be on zro to even comprehend.

[PlayXeno Magazine @PXMCorp]

Okay, whichever one of you thought it would be funny to boobytrap my desk drawer with tentacle grenades...

Thank you. That was actually highly enjoyable. I just wish we'd filmed it.

[PlayXeno Magazine @PXMCorp]

AD:

"The flesh is weak"?

Not after a visit to a PXM gene clinic, it isn't! Book an appointment today and let us show you a better you.

[PlayXeno Magazine @PXMCorp]

Dear person trying to blackmail me with lurid photos:

You really didn't think this one through, did you?

[PlayXeno Magazine @PXMCorp]

@BackupDarexi And we're excited at the prospect of having them!

The galaxy is bright and full of flavors.

[PlayXeno Magazine @PXMCorp]

AD:

Do you love to cook? Do you have dreams of opening your own restaurant? Let us know!

We are currently providing funding, transportation and resources for xenos willing to run restaurants on our resort worlds. Bring your cuisine know-how, we'll supply the rest!

[PlayXeno Magazine @PXMCorp]

@KeporoSystems Collectivism, [translator error] yeah!

[PlayXeno Magazine @PXMCorp]

@HyralanR I'm not sure what dyhjen means, but I assure you we've got better.

Besides, who gives TOURISTS unsupervised access to military property?

[PlayXeno Magazine @PXMCorp]

[STATIC]--apologies, our--[STATIC]--experiencing difficulties. For some r--[STATIC]--Tiyanki has--[STATIC]--with our subspace antenna--[STATIC]--damn it, Basil, why--[STATIC]

[PlayXeno Magazine @PXMCorp]

@BackupDarexi If they were any more stellar, planets would be orbiting them!

And I'm not just saying that because I'm the CEO.

[PlayXeno Magazine @PXMCorp]

@AnomalySignal Like... exist AT ALL, or specifically within your republic?

You're not going to go all crusadey are you?

[PlayXeno Magazine @PXMCorp]

@PJoldia Absolute authority?

That doesn't sound very democratic to me.

[PlayXeno Magazine @PXMCorp]

@KEvroncia @VegvaSignal @elepharchy Saying they think there should be a revolution hardly constitutes a threat.

If your people revolt just because the Vects told them to, well, then they were probably going to do so anyway...

[PlayXeno Magazine @PXMCorp]

As we've been getting this question a lot lately:

No, Buntarans are not naturally bioluminescent, but it is a popular gene mod.

Yes, it is available for other species, and yes, it is reversible.