Le vieux du quartier m’a dit : « N’oublie pas que la boussole a été inventée avant l’horloge parce que la direction est plus importante que le temps. »
bro to bro: if you like skinnier girls, get yourself a skinny girl. if you like thicker girls, get yourself a thick girl. if you like fitness girls, get yourself a fit girl. you are entitled to your own preferences.
but what you are not going to do bro, is date a girl who is not your type and make her feel inferior to other girls.
O kadar çok duygularımı bastırdığımı fark ettim ki artık bilgi tutamıyorum, hafızam bana ihanet ediyor, konsantre olmakta zorlanıyorum ve konuşurken kelimeleri unutuyorum.
Men really be telling on themselves for free 😭
We’re literally giving away FREE flowers at my job. Like… no catch. No purchase. Just “hey, take these home to your wife or girlfriend.”
And almost every man who walked in was like: “Nah, she’s good.”
SHE’S GOOD?? 😭 Sir it costs you absolutely nothing to bring home a tiny gesture and make someone smile for 5 minutes.
The flowers were FREE. The romance was FREE. The brownie points were FREE.
At this point I fully support my own decision to stay single because what do you mean the bar is underground and men still bringing shovels.
J'ai demandé a mon vieux voisin le Pourquoi je ne devrais pas retourner avec mon ex ? Il me balance que :
Si tu vois le même arbre 2 fois dans une forêt c'est que tu t'es perdu