Paul Telford

Medically unsophisticated.

[Paul Telford @pxt]

Damn it, I'm having that dream again where I didn't study for the test.

[Paul Telford @pxt]

In 2017, I paid Cards Against Humanity to protect a pristine plot of border land from Trump’s racist wall. But then an even richer, more racist billionaire—Elon Musk—stole my land and dumped his shit all over it. @ElonMusk owes me $100. #ElonOwesMe100Bucks https://t.co/YuAoD0dfL3

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@WinmarkResale When was the last time you opened a new Music Go Round?

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Hail Zuckerberg
https://t.co/B0KqvM2hgM

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@WinmarkResale “strong” is doing a lot of heavy lifting there. Also there’s nothing at the link in bio about this. 🙄

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⁦@SacRepublicFC⁩ Good turn out, and the flyover wasn’t bad either.

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@AmericanAir I think you misspelled “sorry”. You also lost his bag which you can’t blame on weather. Customer service phone number which just says “we’re too busy right now” and disconnects is the icing on the cake.

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Really awful job by @AmericanAir leaving our traveling-alone minor stranded at DFW all night. Whatever the lifetime value of a customer is, you just blew it. @activistamanda

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@douglasmartini 🤔

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@Jared_Falk DM'd you

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@RichRap3D What is this, @Prusa3D brand chocolate? 🤣

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@Prusa3D Where do we find MMU3? Doesn't seem to be on the site at the moment. @josefprusa

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@daringfireball You can remove the power cable on original HomePods! https://t.co/ENjFwmIlVi

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@Rubberbandits The median home price in Dublin, CA is 1.2 million USD so it’s far from affordable.

[Letterboxd @letterboxd]

Congratulations to Edward Berger, Lesley Paterson, & Ian Stokell of All Quiet on the Western Front on winning Best Adapted Screenplay at the #EEBAFTAs! ⚔️

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I want someone to go to jail for this https://t.co/lgK5bvPB0u

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@YourMom33081379 @RockerPunks @nft_seeker11 @metakid My Iggy Pop 1/1 is listed if anyone is interested. Rare chance to snag one! Only selling because I picked up McCartney

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DMV made the right call on this one, but only because the customer should be in jail.

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@OxyGenPowered Is Kleer cartridge discontinued? Been buying for years but currently unavailable on Amazon.

[Letterboxd @letterboxd]

happy birthday nicolas cage 🤍

[jake @tony_magoni]

The movie “Zardoz” takes place in 2023, so get ready for everyone to start dressing like this