sad puta

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call her baby like its her first name

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Took me 18 years to realise the alphabet is twinkle twinkle little stars.

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all boys do is lie and say wyd

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"roll your eyes again"
me:

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Organization is key

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yeah I may look 12 but when we're all 40 & I'm looking 25 you'll be wishin you were me

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when you over react and then you have to sit there and deal with the repercussions of your actions

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when you used bottled water to cook instead of tap

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"I'm not mad. I just think it's funny how..."

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when he calls you babygirl infront of his friends

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When he tells you to stop acting so crazy, but he made you this way

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when you're about to check bae's snapchat story and you know you're about to get heated

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Are you mad ? " No " ..

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why do 14 year olds nowadays have mac makeup, contour kits & an iPhone. when I was 14 I had blue sparkly eyeshadow and a flip phone

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Shoutout to all the double texters, fast repliers, and people who understand the sarcastic "😊" we are all truly grateful

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my best friends better turn up like this on my wedding day 😂

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When your ex tryna show off his new bitch but she ugly af

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all this glow 😍

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if I had a dollar for every time I got my hopes up🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑