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[OCHE💔 @Dan_baba04]

Cl fit wire you $100 today make him still send $1k give another person that same day 😂😂

[callmebyourname @yourmishtidoi]

one day you will unknowingly pose for a picture they’ll use at your funeral

[Nosa @Betalife09]

E get how you go fvck girl, she go recommend you to her friend. 😂

[Potato Juice🧃 @pjtoolitt]

Make I sleep make una buy G wagon for my back ??

[dt2 @Daminitek2]

Na preeq i dey use prove love, shi shi nor dey.

[dt2 @Daminitek2]

she think say her touching story go stop me from touching her 😂

[kelvin @kelvinholdon]

Person go dey indoor dey do transfer like drug dealer

[Horny for Wealth📍 @Kobbystr_]

If she keeps billing you for no reason, she's not the one. Leave her now! They don't bill the men they like.

[Horny for Wealth📍 @Kobbystr_]

Some bro go buy 20gh indomie give am and smash en virginity. And when you want to marry her, her family go print a heavy list of things for you and lable it as bride price.
The elders needs to revise the traditions. Tswwww

[𝐅𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞 @Mzdelah]

It's easier to make money when you already have enough money. Hustling while in survival mode is extremely hard..

[Sonia @BalogunSonia4]

A woman only remembers two things: the good she did for you, and the bad you did to her. It's never the good you did for her, it's never the bad she did to you. It's all forgotten..

[superdad @udysznx]

a man that starves himself to get you gifts or buy you stuff to please you is not generous. he is a fool.

[STUNNER @Cr7Godbrand]

Consider this: Klay bought her a Bentley for $300,000, for her 31st birthday but what do these women remember the most?

Her cooking a meal for him and herself om thanksgiving.

Imagine comparing a $300,000 Bentley to cooking a meal. Notice that not one woman mentioned what he did for her, but they readily talk about what she did for him. Your sacrifices mean nothing to women.

[arson🌂 @desi0re]

"cause you niggas comin" funny as
shit😭

[Ms Roli Wa Liverpool Goodness❤ @MGoodnessr]

I went on a date with this guy… first date was a restaurant, second was the movies. Third date he asked where to go, I said we can do Netflix and Chill. This man did a whole romantic set-up, candles, vibes and all that 😭. When it was time for the deeds, he said he’s celibate. I went back and told my housemate. I have NEVER been laughed at like that day shem 😭🤣

[ATL Huncho🇬🇭🇺🇸 @hunchochoppah]

Stup!d!ty is when someone cares for you and you think the person hasn’t seen your type before .

[ELLE/ZOLLO💐🏂 @Ezmalay1z]

Decade = 10 years
Century = 100 years
Millennium = 1000 years
Till death do us apart = 3 months

[sirhighbreed @sirhighbreed]

Bro to Bro: Once we confirm you're alive, everything that almost killed you becomes fair game to make into a joke.

[Dedoyinnnn👸🏼🍯 @dihoney12]

One day, I’ll wake up, brush my teeth, have my bathe, pack my bags, catch a flight and relocate to another country.

[kabs🏌🏾‍♂️ @kabuteyyy]

boys go Dey date solid 10/10 babe then cheat on am plus a mukui. this gender😂😂