Mujeeb

creative director

[Mujeeb @pyjeebz]

I built https://t.co/NNFzbN247d

> point it at any url
> flood it with real traffic until it breaks
> get told what died first, and why, in plain English
> fix it before your users ever find out
> open source

Try it out.

[Mujeeb @pyjeebz]

Turns out

Load-testing a CDN from one laptop measures the CDN, not your app

@vercel only allows load testing on Enterprise plans. I'm on Hobby. Oops.
Read your host's fair-use policy before pointing a load tester at it

My IP and I are taking some time apart

Fairs

[Mujeeb @pyjeebz]

@KharayKrayKray Claude pilled

[Mujeeb @pyjeebz]

What kinda suck tho🌚

[K.O.O @Dominus_Kelvin]

Everyone sucks.

The job is to suck less.

Unless that’s your job. Then please don’t.

[Connor Loi @connortbot]

We're hiring a founding growth (engineer?) for @tryreplicas in SF.

@SaaiArora and I are both engineers. We'd never done growth before and had to scale the business through founder-led sales and iterating over and over and over (e.g. learning SEO/GEO, outbound)

We're at an important inflection point on the company, and want an incredible growth hire to light the fuse

What you'll do:
> Launch, launch, launch
> Help me data monkey on ads, SEO/GEO, etc.
> Run events
> Figure it out

[Mujeeb @pyjeebz]

Just dogfood my own site with my own load tester(PreScale). ​
It said survives ~150 users and I should add workers. It's static files on Vercel's CDN. There are no workers. It was Vercel's DDoS protection throttling my laptop. Then it blocked my IP. From my own site. Fuck😭

[Mujeeb @pyjeebz]

lol. git commit -m "rage bait"

[intern @ekemini58110]

If you use AI to write your commit messages, I will never take you seriously

[Mujeeb @pyjeebz]

@cosign can we get a mobile already?🫠

[Mujeeb @pyjeebz]

@honour_can_code Good read

[Mujeeb @pyjeebz]

@chinedu_10 Sodiqi 😂

[Mujeeb @pyjeebz]

@sid_srk Gotta make it count

[Mujeeb @pyjeebz]

@ephraimduncan 🥲. Visca Barca still💙❤️

[Mujeeb @pyjeebz]

@KlausCodes Hyped for the launch

[Mujeeb @pyjeebz]

@njokuScript Rodri in 🙂‍↔️

[Mujeeb @pyjeebz]

@janaksunil In your DMs

[Mujeeb @pyjeebz]

@honour_can_code Check out Thiel Fellowship

[Mujeeb @pyjeebz]

@ericciarla Can I get an interview at Firecrawl🔥👀?

[Mujeeb @pyjeebz]

@chrislevan24 Tha affiliate badge. What did you tell him?👀

[Mujeeb @pyjeebz]

@hugorcd Infinity 👀

[Mujeeb @pyjeebz]

@akinkunmi That so cool of them
Get the streak or get disturbed 🙂‍↔️?